1
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[thunder rumbling]

2
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[Christmas music playing on radio]

3
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Thad...

4
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I said no toys at Grandfather's.

5
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- But it's Christmas.
- [sighs]

6
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- Stop it!
- [Mr. Sivana] Hey.

7
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Hey, Dad!

8
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[shouts] Hey! Thad,

9
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you can't go crying to other people
all the time.

10
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A man needs to know
when to stand up for himself.

11
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Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball,

12
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will Thad ever be a man?

13
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- [scoffs]
- [shakes Magic 8 Ball]

14
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[laughs] Ouch.

15
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"Outlook not so good. "

16
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[chuckles]

17
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[Magic 8 Ball beeping]

18
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You broke it.

19
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Dad? Sid?

20
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[radio static]

21
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- [engine revving]
- [gasping]

22
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Someone help me!

23
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[breathing heavily] Help!

24
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Hello?

25
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- [man] Thaddeus.
- [gasps softly]

26
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[breathing heavily]

27
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Thaddeus Sivana.

28
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Who are you?

29
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How do you know my name?

30
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I am the last of the Council of Wizards.

31
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Sworn to protect the realms
from the Seven Deadly Sins.

32
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But years have passed,

33
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and I grow weak.

34
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That is why I seek a champion

35
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to inherit my magic.

36
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You want me to do magic?

37
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With this,

38
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all of my powers will become yours.

39
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Ah. But first...

40
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you must demonstrate
that you're pure of heart

41
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and strong in spirit.

42
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[voices whispering]

43
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[Wrath] He lies.

44
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Don't be his champion.

45
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We can give you power.

46
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[Wrath] Take the eye.

47
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[Envy] Take it.

48
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[Greed] Your father thinks you're weak.

49
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Show him your power.

50
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[Envy] Take the eye.

51
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- [wizard] No!
- [gasps]

52
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[Thaddeus] What?

53
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What happened?

54
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Only the purest of hearts
can resist their temptations.

55
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But you,

56
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you will never be worthy.

57
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[bangs staff]

58
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[Christmas music playing on radio]

59
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Wait.

60
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- I'm good enough, I swear!
- What?

61
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Let me back in!

62
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- Calm down, Thad!
- [Thaddeus shouting]

63
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- Don't open the door!
- Stop it!

64
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- Calm down.
- Stop!

65
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Hey, I'm gonna kill you,
you little freak!

66
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[tires screeching]

67
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- Stop... Oh!
- [truck horn blaring]

68
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- [tires screeching]
- [all yelping]

69
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[Mr. Sivana exhales]

70
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I was just there.

71
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This man, this wizard,
he took me to a castle and...

72
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[Mr. Sivana] Stop. Stop!

73
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Stop it!

74
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You miserable, whiny, little shit!

75
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You could have killed us!

76
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Do you understand that?

77
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[tires screeching]

78
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[Christmas music continues playing]

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- [music stops]
- [breathing heavily]

80
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Dad?

81
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Dad!

82
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Dad?

83
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You're okay.

84
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You're gonna be okay.

85
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[groans]

86
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[coughing]

87
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- [Mr. Sivana groaning]
- [young Sid panting]

88
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You did this.

89
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You did this!

90
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No.

91
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Dad.

92
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[gasps]

93
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[stone cracking]

94
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Your magic grows weak.

95
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Soon, you won't be able to contain us.

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Seeking Spell,

97
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find me one soul who is worthy.

98
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No matter how long it takes.

99
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[alarm ringing]

100
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Holy moly! The boys in blue!

101
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Sure glad to see you.

102
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I called as soon as I saw.

103
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They're in there.

104
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You stay here.

105
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- Police!
- [alarm stops]

106
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I saw 'em hide back in there.

107
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- [female officer] Police, coming in!
- Police!

108
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- There's nobody here.
- What do you mean?

109
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- It's a closet.
- You really bought that, huh?

110
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[grunts]

111
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- Hey, no, no, no!
- Hey!

112
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Stop, stop, stop!

113
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Open this up right now, kid.

114
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That's a federal offense, kid.
You can't do that!

115
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Do not go in that car.

116
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Come on, open the door. Please.

117
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Please, come on.

118
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Open this, right now! [grunting]

119
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Very good, very funny.

120
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Very funny. That's great.
That's hilarious.

121
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Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at
the Laurelwood shopping center, please.

122
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[clears throat]

123
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[imitates male officer]
Dispatch, cancel that request.

124
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Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.

125
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<i>[dispatcher]
Walkie-talkies? How old are you?</i>

126
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[inhales sharply]

127
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No, no, no.

128
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That's my lunch, kid!

129
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[Billy] Miss Batson...

130
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I've been looking for you.

131
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[sighs] No. Gosh.

132
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It's me. It's Billy.

133
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[sighs]

134
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[indistinct chattering]

135
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[groans] Okay.

136
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- [groans]
- I want the tiger.

137
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I know, honey, I know.
But Mom's not exactly going pro here.

138
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[gasps] We got one! [chuckles]

139
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But I wanted a tiger.

140
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Oh, but this is
the real prize, baby. See?

141
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You can use that your whole life.

142
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You'll always find your way.

143
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[crowd chattering]

144
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[whispers]
I can't let the ball get away.

145
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Mom?

146
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Mom!

147
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Mom!

148
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Hey.

149
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,673
Who are you with, bud?

150
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,677
Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.

151
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,680
Hey, don't worry, kid.

152
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,182
I'm sure she'll come looking
before too long, okay?

153
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,059
They always do.

154
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[sighs]

155
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Mom, I'm home.

156
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[exhales]

157
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[exhales]

158
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[doorbell rings]

159
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[woman] Yes?

160
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:57,276
Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson?

161
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Who's asking?

162
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,071
Um...

163
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Yeah, see, the thing is...

164
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I think you're my mom.

165
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,705
You sure about that?

166
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,335
Sorry to bother you.

167
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[sighs]

168
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[siren wails]

169
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[male officer on loudspeaker]
Just had to take my lunch, huh?

170
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,178
You save me any fries?

171
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Foster home in Pittsburgh
reported you missing two weeks ago.

172
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You're sending me back?

173
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No.

174
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They don't want you.

175
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- [scoffs] Harsh.
- You laugh,

176
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but you've run from foster homes
in six counties, Mr. Batson.

177
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From good people

178
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who want you, all in pursuit of someone

179
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who arguably does not.

180
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It's time someone looked you in the eye
and told it to you straight.

181
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,502
I don't need parents
to play make-believe with.

182
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,587
- I got a mom.
- Yes.

183
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,007
You're some detective.

184
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Seventy-three Batsons

185
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between the ages of 28 to 40,
and you've crossed out every one.

186
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,890
She's still out there. I know it.

187
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,277
There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson.

188
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,945
They run a group home.

189
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I can take care of myself.

190
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,366
When you're 18.

191
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,661
Until then,
I won't have you living on the streets,

192
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,747
looking for someone
who never looked for you.

193
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,332
Give these people a chance.

194
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,335
'Cause that's what they're giving you.

195
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,546
You're out of options.

196
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,677
[car door opens]

197
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I'm gonna skip the spiel.

198
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,602
Just know that me and Rosa, we get it.

199
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We were foster kids back in the day.

200
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,772
Ooh, back in the Dark Ages.

201
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,357
Girl, I'm young at heart.

202
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,901
I got my finger on the pulse.

203
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,985
Yeah, that's a reference

204
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,779
- to his blood pressure because he's old.
- [laughs]

205
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,405
Billy, do you have any food allergies?

206
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,240
[Victor] Gonna wish you did.
Darla's cooking.

207
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- [Rosa speaks Spanish]
- What?

208
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,080
[Rosa in English] We know
how overwhelming it can all be.

209
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,915
New house, new faces.

210
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,583
[Victor] All up in your face.

211
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,252
Just take it at your own speed.

212
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[music playing]

213
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,305
Hello?

214
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,936
We're home.

215
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,105
That's what happens when you suck!

216
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,857
So much for the welcome party.

217
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,068
[sighs] Yeah, that thing
growing out of the couch

218
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,528
would be Eugene.

219
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,946
Is that him?

220
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,906
Oh, my gosh! Billy!

221
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,199
[Victor] Whoa! Slow down, slow down.

222
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,367
[Darla] Welcome home!

223
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,410
- [Rosa] And that's Darla.
- I'm Darla.

224
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,328
Big hugger.

225
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,788
I noticed.

226
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,082
Die, die, die!

227
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,834
He doesn't mean that.
It's a game.

228
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,587
Hey.

229
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,589
No sodas after dark, remember?

230
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,842
Whoa. When did it get dark?

231
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,885
Oh, the poster.
I made you one.

232
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:13,222
Come look! Oh, no!

233
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,516
Sorry, Pedro must've been working out.

234
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,685
His goal is to get swole.

235
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,395
[Eugene] Just one hit! Just one hit!

236
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,563
Oh...

237
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,814
Here.

238
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,777
Yes, exactly why your math department
is so uniquely suited for me.

239
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,404
[Eugene] Shut up! No!

240
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,656
I can't even with Eugene right now.

241
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,367
I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview.

242
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,493
I'm Billy.

243
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,078
What am I most excited about?

244
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,540
Oh! What a great question.
I was hoping you'd ask.

245
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,167
[mouthing] What am I most excited about?

246
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,293
[mouthing]

247
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,296
Mention you're a foster kid.
Colleges eat that up.

248
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,716
What I'm most excited about
is the campus experience.

249
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,261
As a foster child, I'm a big believer
in finding family and friends

250
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,597
in the most unlikely of places.

251
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,602
I'm gonna miss that girl so much.

252
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,270
It's Caltech.
It's a very prestigious school.

253
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,439
And also all the way in California.

254
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,858
But we don't have to talk
about that right now.

255
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,276
It's a tough subject for me.

256
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,569
Do you like vegan food?

257
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,863
- Mmm-mmm.
- Because, see, I love animals.

258
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,989
[fire alarm beeping]

259
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,617
- [Rosa gasps]
- Oh, no! The Tofurky!

260
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,410
Oh, no, we may have to eat
a real turkey!

261
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,578
- Is that...
- It's okay.

262
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,038
Come, I'll show you your room.

263
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,875
It's a bit of a madhouse,
I know, but it's fun.

264
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,544
[Eugene] Time to dance on your grave!

265
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,213
Watch the bum step. Pedro...

266
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,964
[speaking Spanish]

267
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,132
- [music playing over earphones]
- [in English] Say hi to Billy.

268
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,803
Don't take it personally.
He's like that with everyone.

269
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,850
Freddy.

270
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,770
This is Billy Batson.

271
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,355
Make sure you make him feel at home.

272
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,564
- Okay?
- Yeah.

273
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,566
Maybe don't say anything too weird?

274
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,692
Oh, one weird thing is,

275
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,527
did you know that Romans used to
brush their teeth with their urine?

276
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,323
And apparently, it works.

277
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,492
Yep. Um...

278
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,003
Oh, it's a long way down.

279
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,297
Trust me, I speak from experience.

280
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,303
Victor pushed me.

281
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,847
They seem nice, but don't buy it.

282
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,350
It gets real Game of Thrones
around here.

283
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,478
What?

284
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,562
[snickers]

285
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,565
Dude, I'm just messin' around.

286
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,152
It's, um, terminal cancer.
I only have three months.

287
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,282
Kidding, again!
You look at me, and you're like,

288
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,826
"Why so dark? You're a disabled
foster kid. You've got it all. "

289
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,952
Right? [chuckles]

290
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,790
Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang.

291
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,584
I mean, it's a replica,
but feel how sharp.

292
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,128
I could kill you in your sleep
with that thing.

293
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,922
You more of a Supes guy?

294
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:56,510
Yeah, me, too.
Behold, the holy grail.

295
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,138
One nine-millimeter round
shot at Superman himself.

296
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,264
It's legit.

297
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,475
Probably worth, I don't know,
five, six hundred, maybe more.

298
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,518
What's in the bag?

299
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,270
Hey.

300
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,689
Hey, it's all good.
It's good to maintain boundaries.

301
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,401
[sighs] You don't gotta talk so much,
you know.

302
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,821
Anyway, this place is great.
You're gonna love it.

303
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,764
[Victor] Dinner!

304
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,814
All hands on deck.

305
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,817
[Rosa speaks Spanish]

306
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,778
- [chuckles]
- [Victor] Thank you for this family.

307
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,029
Thank you for this day.

308
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:01,033
Thank you for this food,
even if it's not steak filet.

309
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,159
[Darla laughs]

310
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,122
Big school.
2,000 students, you might think,

311
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,749
"Wow, so many strangers. "

312
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,377
But not if you think of them
as possible future friends.

313
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,879
Then it's,
"Wow, so many friends. "

314
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,924
The principal, her name's Shirley.
She's the best.

315
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,801
- Next.
- [metal detector beeping]

316
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,511
This is our security scanner.

317
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,971
Like in an airport.
It's totally safe.

318
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,515
I know what it is.

319
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,142
- Does she always do this?
- Mmm-hmm.

320
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,520
Silence makes me uncomfortable.

321
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,064
She's almost never uncomfortable.

322
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,901
Have a good first day, big brother.

323
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,153
Look, you don't have to hug me
all the time.

324
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,447
We're not actually
brother and sister, so...

325
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,283
[Darla] I'm sorry.

326
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,580
- Hey.
- Hey.

327
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,749
[stammers] I didn't mean to make her...

328
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,547
<i>[Ms. Kwan on TV]
I was overwhelmed, honestly.</i>

329
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,301
<i>He said I must be pure of heart.</i>

330
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,887
<i>He call himself a wizard.</i>

331
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:08,308
<i>He even dressed like a wizard
from Harry Potter or some...</i>

332
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,813
<i>But you're saying
that other people have experienced this?</i>

333
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,608
In a sense, yes.
Do you remember what he said to you?

334
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,777
<i>He tested me.</i>

335
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,947
<i>There were these statues.</i>

336
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:26,452
<i>Their eyes, it's like they were
looking at me, making me think things.</i>

337
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,703
<i>Horrible things.</i>

338
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,372
And do these approximate what you saw?

339
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,419
<i>Yes, that's exactly how I remember it.</i>

340
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,838
<i>I don't understand.
How do you know...</i>

341
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:42,050
Recurrent imagery has proven very common
in cases of mass hysteria.

342
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,302
<i>Mass hysteria?</i>

343
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,013
I know. The term's a bit theatrical.

344
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,849
But take UFO sightings, for example.

345
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,435
Lights in the sky, flying saucers.

346
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,354
Isolated incidents of people
who do not know each other...

347
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,814
[man] The symbols.

348
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,069
Ask her about the symbols.

349
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,992
Sorry, Ms. Kwan.
But as an example of recurrent imagery,

350
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,952
maybe you'll recall seeing

351
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,663
these symbols
before the alleged abduction.

352
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,541
<i>I don't remember any symbols, no.</i>

353
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,171
<i>I think I got it on video.
There was something, um...</i>

354
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,256
<i>I remember the numbers
on my alarm clock.</i>

355
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,591
<i>They kept shifting.</i>

356
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,675
Video?

357
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,221
Show me the video.

358
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,224
Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana.

359
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,560
<i>- Um, one moment, I can send it.
- [keyboard clacks]</i>

360
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,356
- [rumbling]
- [Ms. Kwan on video] Hello? Oh, my God!

361
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,482
<i>Who's there?</i>

362
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,486
<i>Hello? What's going on?
What's happening?</i>

363
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,573
<i>[stammers] I'm going to call the police!</i>

364
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,327
<i>Then this blinding light all around me</i>

365
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,663
<i>and I felt like I was getting
pulled down into something.</i>

366
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,624
<i>It felt like a temple
carved inside a mountain.</i>

367
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,502
<i>He looked exactly what you'd expect
from a guy who calls himself a wizard.</i>

368
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,712
<i>...and how you were brought there
to save the world.</i>

369
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,756
<i>- [man] Wearing a cape.
- And there's no ceiling.</i>

370
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,049
[scientist] We ran the numbers again...

371
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,634
Dr. Sivana!

372
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:11,056
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but you're funding my project.

373
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,142
And when I'm interviewing,
I don't wanna be interrupted.

374
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,353
Fifty-six recorded abductions.

375
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,688
- I never saw it.
- Saw what?

376
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,414
Doctor, what is all this?

377
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,417
All these years...

378
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,423
I was convinced
I had the incorrect sequence.

379
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:48,427
Or perhaps the wrong symbols

380
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,095
to open the door.

381
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,684
But on that woman's alarm clock,
the seven symbols.

382
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:02,649
The sequence
repeated itself seven times.

383
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,361
That's the difference.

384
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,488
Is this some sort of joke?

385
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,449
It may seem that way to you

386
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:14,161
because we're not
in actuality studying mass hysteria.

387
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,788
What all these people have seen,

388
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,959
every single one of them,
is absolutely real.

389
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,212
[scoffs] An alarm clock malfunctions

390
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,299
and your first thought is
it's proof of a wizard?

391
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,509
- Hmm.
- Come on, Dr. Sivana.

392
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,012
You can't believe any of this is real.

393
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:35,932
[Dr. Lynn gasps]

394
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,187
[groaning]

395
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,397
[screaming]

396
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:45,859
Why, yes.

397
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,742
Yes, I do.

398
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,506
[exhales sharply]

399
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,189
- [footsteps approaching]
- [labored breathing]

400
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,360
[wizard groaning]

401
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:36,868
I've been waiting for this moment
for so long...

402
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,871
and now here we are.

403
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,416
You don't remember me, do you?

404
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,007
I remember you.

405
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,094
You were a boy.

406
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,179
And now you dare intrude in my kingdom.

407
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:59,975
Do you know what it's like for a child
to be told you'll never be good enough?

408
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,144
No, you don't.

409
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,815
What you said to me all those years ago
made me realize who I really was.

410
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,442
And you know something?

411
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,236
[voices whispering]

412
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,405
I am not pure of heart.

413
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:18,535
[Wrath] The wizard
is too weak to stop us.

414
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,122
No!

415
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,373
No!

416
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:30,714
[rumbling]

417
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,135
[Wrath] You never found your champion.

418
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,473
But we found ours.

419
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,266
[grunting]

420
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,351
[Wrath growls]

421
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,479
[groaning]

422
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,617
[Wrath] You are the true champion.

423
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,175
[panting]

424
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,138
[breathing heavily]

425
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,441
[wizard] They're using you.

426
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:34,194
You're nothing to them
but a means of escape.

427
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:35,737
[grunts]

428
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:44,246
Through you, they'll spread their poison
to everything they touch!

429
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,165
Make mankind turn on each other!

430
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,669
[Dr. Sivana]
You seek a pure soul, old man,

431
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,921
but no one's worthy.

432
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:55,674
[groans]

433
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,717
[panting]

434
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:04,641
- [students chattering]
- Flight or invisibility?

435
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,310
If you could have one superpower,

436
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,354
flight or invisibility,
what would you pick?

437
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,023
I mean, everybody chooses flight.
You know why?

438
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,984
So they can fly away
from this conversation?

439
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,485
No, no. 'Cause heroes fly.

440
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,279
And who doesn't want people to think
they're a hero, right?

441
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,031
But invisibility, no way. [scoffs]

442
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,283
That's pervy.

443
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,868
Spying around on people
who don't even know you're there.

444
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,537
Sneaking around everywhere.
It's a total villain power, right?

445
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:26,746
[chattering stops]

446
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,710
[scoffs]

447
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,880
Then they did this study,
and this is a real thing.

448
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,090
They asked people the same question.
You know, what power do you want?

449
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,175
But this time, they made it
so the answers were anonymous.

450
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,429
And most people, since they knew
that it was secret, said invisibility.

451
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:43,763
And I think that's 'cause most people

452
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,391
don't feel like heroes
on the inside, deep down.

453
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,517
You're gonna run away.

454
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,395
I mean, you stole my Superman bullet.

455
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,023
Dude, I get it. I get it.

456
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,608
You've been screwed over
way too many times.

457
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,859
You don't trust anyone.

458
00:28:56,485 --> 00:29:00,155
That's the thing about invisibility.
You end up all by yourself.

459
00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:03,909
[scoffs] I didn't steal
your dumb bullet.

460
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
[door closes]

461
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,247
[students chattering]

462
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,249
Hey. How was it today?

463
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,752
That good, huh?

464
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,254
[tires screeching]

465
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,882
- Whoa!
- [groans]

466
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,926
Oh, my God! Freddy.

467
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:21,927
Are you okay?

468
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,428
- You okay?
- [Freddy] Yes. Yes.

469
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,306
What the hell?

470
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,432
- What is wrong with you two?
- [Burke] Oh, ho!

471
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,018
- [groans]
- No way that's gonna buff out.

472
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,436
[Brett] You gonna pay for that, Freeman?

473
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,021
For the dent you made almost hitting me?

474
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,189
Yeah, sure. Um...

475
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,231
You guys take these?

476
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,650
[all laugh]

477
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,819
- [Brett grunting]
- [Freddy groaning]

478
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,404
- [Mary] Brett, stop!
- [continues groaning]

479
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:42,364
[both laughing]

480
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,740
Don't touch my brother!

481
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,617
What, do you need your fake family
to stand up for you?

482
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,452
- Stand up for yourself, Freeman.
- [Burke] Yeah, huh?

483
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,079
Hey, Freeman.
Freeman, here, stand up.

484
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,246
Stand up for yourself.

485
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,040
What are you gonna do,
go home and cry to Mommy?

486
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,501
[Burke] Oh, yeah.
You don't have a mommy.

487
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,419
- [punches landing]
- [Freddy groaning]

488
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,504
[Billy] Hey.

489
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,507
[both groaning]

490
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,050
Man, sorry about that.

491
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,844
That wasn't fair, but then again
you don't fight fair, so...

492
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,304
[both grunting]

493
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:08,723
[Billy groans]

494
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,477
Back off, assbags.
I know how to use these things.

495
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,522
- [both snicker]
- [groaning]

496
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,151
[Burke] Hey! He's getting away!
Where you going?

497
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,612
[Mary] Freddy, are you okay?

498
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,447
[panting]

499
00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:25,657
[Brett] Hey, let's go through the back.

500
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,783
[Burke] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

501
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:28,660
[grunts]

502
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,037
[indistinct chatter]

503
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:34,874
[woman grunts]

504
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:35,959
Nowhere to run!

505
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,252
Hey!

506
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,129
- [Brett] Go, go, go!
- [Burke] Grab him! Move!

507
00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,506
- Get out the way.
- Move, woman!

508
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,632
Whoa!

509
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,844
- [Burke] No, no, no.
- [laughing]

510
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,387
You're dead, kid.

511
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,722
Yeah, you think you're funny.

512
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,640
We know where you go to school, buddy!

513
00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:56,062
<i>[woman on PA] Next stop,
30th Street Station.</i>

514
00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:58,064
<i>Change for the regional rail lines.</i>

515
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,360
[panting]

516
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,198
[crackling]

517
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:14,914
[gasps]

518
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,168
Uh... Hello?

519
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,837
What's going on?

520
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,595
[train zooms past]

521
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:32,390
[thud]

522
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,144
Help!

523
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,611
[breathing heavily]

524
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:51,910
Okay.

525
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,094
Holy moly.

526
00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:26,694
Hello?

527
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,583
- [train passes by]
- [gasps]

528
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:42,710
[echoing] What the hell?

529
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,879
Who's doing this?

530
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:13,616
[clears throat]

531
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,163
Hi. Um...

532
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,749
I was supposed to get off at 30th.

533
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,042
Billy Batson.

534
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:24,794
How'd you know my name?

535
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:28,631
I am the last of the Council of Wizards.

536
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,885
Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.

537
00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:33,511
Oh...

538
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,054
You're...

539
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,557
that guy.

540
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,392
Hey, listen, I don't have any money.

541
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,477
Do not patronize me, boy.

542
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:43,771
[gasps]

543
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:47,442
You are standing
in the source of all magic.

544
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,655
The Rock of Eternity.
Seven thrones of seven wizards.

545
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:56,242
But long ago, we chose a champion

546
00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:58,119
and we chose recklessly.

547
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:04,667
He used his power for revenge,

548
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:08,755
releasing the Seven Deadly Sins
into your world.

549
00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,258
[people screaming]

550
00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:15,094
Millions of lives were lost.

551
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:19,557
Entire civilizations
erased from existence.

552
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:27,357
That is why I vowed
never to pass on my magic

553
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:31,653
until I find one truly good person.

554
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,697
Strong in spirit,

555
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,783
pure in heart.

556
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,453
Look, man, maybe this is magic

557
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,830
and, I don't know,

558
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:46,042
but the people you're looking for,
good, pure people,

559
00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:47,919
I'm not one of them.

560
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:50,755
I don't know if anyone is, really.

561
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,342
You, Billy Batson,

562
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,719
are all I have.

563
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,013
All the world has.

564
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,515
[bangs staff]

565
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,351
Lay your hands on my staff.

566
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,477
Gross.

567
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,147
And say my name
so my powers may flow through you.

568
00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:11,234
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.

569
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,446
And in so doing,
choose you as champion.

570
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,156
- Thanks.
- [bangs staff]

571
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:20,243
Real sweet of you, mister,
but I really gotta get going.

572
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,913
My brothers and sisters
were slain by the Sins.

573
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:26,749
Their thrones lie empty.

574
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,044
My magic must be passed on.

575
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,797
- Now, speak my name!
- [bangs staff]

576
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,092
I don't know your name, sir.
We just met.

577
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,761
My name is...

578
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:41,097
Shazam.

579
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,392
[laughs] Wait, for real?

580
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,102
- Say it!
- Okay!

581
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,854
Jeez.

582
00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,992
So just say it? Like...

583
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,119
Shazam?

584
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,246
Yes!

585
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:08,708
Carry my name,
and with it, you carry all my powers.

586
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,586
The wisdom of Solomon,
the strength of Hercules,

587
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,964
the stamina of Atlas,
the power of Zeus,

588
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:18,676
the courage of Achilles,
and the speed of Mercury.

589
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,020
[gasping]

590
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,105
What happened to me? Why am...

591
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:33,191
[stammers] What did you do to me?
What did you do to my voice?

592
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:36,944
You have been transformed
to your full potential, Billy Batson.

593
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,824
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.

594
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,786
The thrones of
our brothers and sisters await.

595
00:36:51,794 --> 00:36:53,169
[gasping]

596
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,050
Get me outta here!

597
00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:02,804
[man] Dope!

598
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,472
[laughing]

599
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,392
My brother,
I applaud your choices today.

600
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:10,228
Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape.

601
00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:13,648
It shouldn't work,
but hot damn, it does!

602
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,732
[continues laughing]

603
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,817
Ow!

604
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,029
[train horn blares]

605
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,322
[indistinct chatter]

606
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,075
Hey!

607
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,995
[woman] Hey, babe!

608
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,378
[Rosa] Yes, Officer.

609
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,213
I'm aware he's run away in the past.

610
00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:39,799
Twenty-three times?

611
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,970
Guy's got no social media presence.
At all.

612
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,179
The guy is a ghost.

613
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,359
[sighs]

614
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,705
You know, guys,
I'm happy to look for Billy.

615
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,123
More than happy.

616
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,750
But no, you gotta wash the dishes.
That's what's more important.

617
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,294
"What are you gonna do,
Freddy, run after him?"

618
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,671
[laughs mockingly] Very funny.

619
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,215
- [Freddy screaming]
- No, I said, don't scream.

620
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,800
- Uh... Victor? Victor!
- No, no!

621
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:24,260
- Victor!
- It's me. It's Billy.

622
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,428
It's Billy!

623
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,347
You asked me flight or invisibility.
I thought that was stupid,

624
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,475
but now I look like this
and I need your help.

625
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,768
Meet me back here after lights-out?

626
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,270
[footsteps approaching]

627
00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:35,730
[Victor] 'Sup, bud? You all right?

628
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:39,066
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...

629
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:43,070
I'm really sad because Billy's gone.

630
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,782
And, you know, maybe it's my fault.
Maybe I did it.

631
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,576
Uh, you know, maybe I snore.

632
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,162
Hey, hey, hey.
Not your fault, son, all right?

633
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,331
We'll find him, 'kay?

634
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,500
You don't snore that bad.

635
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,627
[sniffs] But you kinda smell.

636
00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,092
[Shazam groans]

637
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,306
[exclaiming] Oh, thank God!

638
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,517
Hey. Stop right there.

639
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,894
How do I know you're not a supervillain
using telepathic abilities

640
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,812
to make me believe
that you're Billy? Huh?

641
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:17,855
What?

642
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,106
All I have to do
is press "dial" on this thing.

643
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,150
No! No, I have proof.
I have proof. Here.

644
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,151
[grumbles]

645
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,820
Look, I lied, okay?
I took your bullet.

646
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,906
- Oh, no! No, no, no.
- No!

647
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,325
[grunts in frustration]
Stupid adult hands.

648
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,493
But you saw it.

649
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,288
You saw it, right?
Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay?

650
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,207
Look, I know we're not really
close friends or anything,

651
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,416
but you're the only person
that I know

652
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,252
that knows anything about
this caped crusader stuff.

653
00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:41,170
- That's Batman.
- What?

654
00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,839
Forget it.

655
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,841
Can I...

656
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,928
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

657
00:39:52,975 --> 00:39:54,308
[Freddy exclaiming in awe]

658
00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:56,394
[both laughing]

659
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,438
Oh... Oh, my God!

660
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:01,774
It's crazy, right?

661
00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:03,859
What are your superpowers?

662
00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:06,654
Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know
how to pee in this thing.

663
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,739
Okay. Can you fly?

664
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:11,909
[Shazam] Okay!

665
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:13,244
Let's do this.

666
00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:14,745
How do we do this?

667
00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,040
Just, um, like, Superman it.

668
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,292
[imitates takeoff]

669
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,252
[weakly imitates takeoff]

670
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,170
Oh, my God.
Obviously, you have to jump.

671
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:24,088
Come on.

672
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,215
How is any of this obvious?

673
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,383
Okay.

674
00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:30,803
Try, uh, to believe
that you can fly. Okay?

675
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,221
I read this deep dive

676
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:33,848
into peer-reviewed studies
about superpowers

677
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,851
and in six out of ten,
belief is the key.

678
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,395
Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay.
I believe I can fly.

679
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,230
- I believe I...
- [cell phone beeps]

680
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,024
I believe I can fly. [chuckles]

681
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,275
I believe...

682
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,324
Whoa! [groaning]

683
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,160
- Did you believe?
- [groans]

684
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:57,997
Yeah.

685
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,041
You wanna try invisibility?

686
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:02,752
How do I do...

687
00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:04,378
Forget it. You know, okay.

688
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,172
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [cell phone beeps]

689
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,260
Oh, my God! It worked!

690
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:12,845
Where'd you go?

691
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,389
I'm right here. You can't see me?

692
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,599
Where?

693
00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:19,018
[laughing] I'm invisible!

694
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,186
I'm right here. Over here.

695
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,438
[continues laughing]

696
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:24,649
I'm invisible! I'm invisible!

697
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,691
[man] Hey!

698
00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:27,193
Nice outfit, dipshit.

699
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,278
- [snickers]
- [all laughing]

700
00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:31,489
[Freddy] I might've been
testing invisibility

701
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,532
and super-intelligence at the same time.

702
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,826
Freeman, I'm gonna come over there
and beat you.

703
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:37,495
[Freddy gasping]

704
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,209
- [car alarms blaring]
- [dogs barking]

705
00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:45,920
[Freddy laughs] Oh, my God!
The lightning emblem!

706
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,381
It was staring us right in the face
the whole time.

707
00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,591
Literally!

708
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,760
- [laughing]
- [Shazam exclaims]

709
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:58,808
[both laughing]

710
00:41:58,892 --> 00:41:59,850
Okay, okay.

711
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,644
Clearly, we gotta give you
a lightning-themed superhero name.

712
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:02,895
Yeah.

713
00:42:04,106 --> 00:42:06,315
- [both continue laughing]
- [screaming]

714
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,611
[woman grunting]

715
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,157
Oh, right.

716
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:16,117
Hey, yo! Back...

717
00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:19,286
off.

718
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:22,248
[Freddy] Hyper-speed, check. [laughing]

719
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,334
[stammers] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

720
00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:26,961
I thought you were the one
who was screaming.

721
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,129
- [man whimpering]
- I doused him with pepper spray.

722
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:29,839
Smart move.

723
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:33,551
Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy.
Give the old lady her purse back.

724
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,010
I'm your age.

725
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,263
And he didn't get a chance to take it
'cause I didn't let him take it.

726
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,599
Good. Yeah, good.
You're really on top of this stuff.

727
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,560
And that should teach you
that old ladies...

728
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:46,605
Regular-aged ladies like yourself
don't need your protecting, right?

729
00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:47,940
So get woke, bro.

730
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,400
I'm sorry, who are you?

731
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,361
His name is Thundercrack,

732
00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:56,115
hero to the people with all the
power and speed of lightning all in one.

733
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,199
Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.

734
00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:58,909
[stammers]

735
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,703
Mister Philadelphia.

736
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,079
That's a cream cheese thing, dude!

737
00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:03,539
Power Boy.
'Cause he's got all the powers.

738
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,208
'Cause sometimes pepper spray
can't protect against evil.

739
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:08,627
Power Boy, do you know this child?

740
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,924
[stammers] Like a teeny little bit.
I don't really know...

741
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,676
Yeah. He's like
a little miniature manager.

742
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,720
- I'm his manager.
- [stammers]

743
00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:20,306
But Power Boy's not gonna work,
either, okay? So work on something else.

744
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,849
Hey, bud, what could...

745
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:23,559
[yelping]

746
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,982
Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed,
super-strength.

747
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,275
Dude, you're stacked!

748
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,194
You're almost as cool as Superman.
Almost.

749
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,321
I didn't see you.
I don't know what just happened here.

750
00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,364
I don't wanna know.
Just don't hurt me.

751
00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:38,991
- I'm not doing it for the money.
- Thank you for your kind donation.

752
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,451
No, no, no, but if you
ever need any more help

753
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,621
just look for the superhero
that still can't fly.

754
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:46,582
Forget flying, man.
We just made 73 bucks!

755
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,292
- Seventy-three bucks?
- [exclaims in delight]

756
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,960
Come on!

757
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,046
Hey, wait a minute.

758
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,131
I just got an idea.

759
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,299
[bell dings]

760
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,843
I'd like to purchase
some of your finest beer, please.

761
00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:59,637
[Muzak playing]

762
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,532
I don't know about this.
I mean, we don't have a fake ID even.

763
00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:21,492
Freddy, Freddy, would you relax?

764
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,328
- Look at me. I am the fake ID.
- [chuckles]

765
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,454
- [bell dings]
- [man] Everything from the register!

766
00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:27,331
- Go, go! Now!
- [cashier screams]

767
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,291
Come on! We don't have any time.
Let's go. Move!

768
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,210
We want it all! Hurry.

769
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,545
This is your chance.

770
00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,672
Oh! Okay.

771
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,175
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's do this!

772
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,010
That's it. That's it.

773
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:42,930
Gentlemen,

774
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,766
why use guns
when we can handle this like real men?

775
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,562
- Billy, look out!
- [groans]

776
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,827
Bullet immunity.
You have bullet immunity!

777
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,370
I'm bulletproof.

778
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:07,788
[Freddy laughing]

779
00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,291
- [cell phone beeps]
- Today is December 8th,

780
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,668
and this is video proof of authenticity.

781
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:15,004
Shoot him again.

782
00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:17,131
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here.
Go. Both of you!

783
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,507
Come on. Go to town.

784
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,599
Wait, wait, wait.

785
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,726
We still don't know if
the suit is bulletproof,

786
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,352
or if you are.

787
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,354
Shoot him in the face.

788
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,315
Shoot me in the face.
In the face?

789
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,484
[grunting]

790
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:39,570
[guns clicking]

791
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,324
It kinda tickles.

792
00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:44,825
[both laugh]

793
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:45,743
You're dead.

794
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:47,453
[both screaming]

795
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,250
- Sorry about your window.
- Have a good night!

796
00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,085
But you're welcome
for not getting robbed!

797
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:58,797
[man] Come on! Let's get outta here.

798
00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,174
Hey.

799
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,051
- To fighting bad guys. [chuckles]
- Yeah.

800
00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,095
[Freddy] Bleh!

801
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,097
Ugh!

802
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,807
That tastes like actual vomit.

803
00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:10,517
- [bell dings]
- [Shazam chuckling]

804
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,853
Hey, do you know habanero jerky,

805
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,731
if you eat enough of it,
it can burn a hole in your stomach?

806
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:16,899
Worth it.

807
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,860
Yeah. Probably not you, though.
You've probably got stomach superpowers.

808
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,362
Probably. Oh, hey.

809
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:22,571
What's up? I'm a superhero.

810
00:46:22,656 --> 00:46:24,281
Yeah, his name is, uh,

811
00:46:24,366 --> 00:46:25,824
Captain Sparklefingers.

812
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:28,035
No, it's not.
No, it's not! That's not my name.

813
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,496
Hey, we should hang out.
We're, like, the same age.

814
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,164
- Oh, okay. I'm out.
- [siren wails]

815
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,457
Hey, wait up!

816
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,549
[Shazam] I mean,
it's a pretty sick view.

817
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:45,719
I totally get why Rocky
was training so hard to get up here.

818
00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,391
You know, I like you like this.
This is so cool.

819
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,060
I mean, no offense,

820
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,731
but, like, at first you were kinda like
the opposite of how Darla is.

821
00:46:58,274 --> 00:46:59,358
[yawns]

822
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,526
A dick?

823
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:02,903
[yawns] Your words. Not mine.

824
00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,405
But yeah.

825
00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,533
All right, well,
I feel like every criminal

826
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,618
is either on drugs or asleep by now.

827
00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:10,995
Wanna head home?

828
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,414
Looking like this?

829
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,373
Well, yeah,

830
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:17,835
I mean, usually,
we'd have a lair to go back to,

831
00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,294
but that's long-term.

832
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:22,506
Right now, we have a bunk bed. [laughs]

833
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,427
[Christmas music playing]

834
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,179
Just scares me thinking of him out there
all alone.

835
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,181
This is what he does, Rosa.

836
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:36,937
Difference is, when they find him,
we'll be the first to take him back.

837
00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,355
With open arms.

838
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:40,774
[laughs]

839
00:47:41,401 --> 00:47:44,028
Didn't even make it two days.
Not even two days.

840
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:46,321
Baby, we did our fair share
of running off back when.

841
00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:48,032
At least I did.

842
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,035
- Yeah.
- Even Mary did it.

843
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,411
Hmm? Twice.

844
00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:56,331
That second time she ran off,

845
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,667
you said something to me
I'll never forget.

846
00:47:59,252 --> 00:48:00,502
You said,

847
00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:02,838
"It's not a home
until you call it a home.

848
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,631
It's something you choose. "

849
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,304
All we can do is give him
a place full of love.

850
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:14,349
Whether he chooses to call it a home,
that's up to him.

851
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,811
Yeah.

852
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:20,773
You gonna help me with this tree?

853
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:22,483
[Rosa laughs tearfully]

854
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,193
- [Rosa] This tree's so sad.
- [stair creaks]

855
00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,738
Hello?

856
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,364
[Freddy] Got lost finding the bathroom.

857
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,700
Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night.

858
00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:32,785
- [Freddy] Good night.
- [Shazam] Night.

859
00:48:33,161 --> 00:48:34,078
[Shazam exclaims softly]

860
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:36,413
Freddy, who is that?

861
00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:39,416
It's Billy. He's just really tired
and he has laryngitis.

862
00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:40,626
What? Laryngitis!

863
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:41,794
I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.

864
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,337
He's really, really tired,
and he wants to go to beddy-bye.

865
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,714
- Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye?
- Just hide, hide.

866
00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:47,257
Billy, you're back. Let us see you.

867
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,635
We've been so worried about you.

868
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,429
I told you this was a bad idea!

869
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,056
- [switch clicks]
- [Darla] Freddy?

870
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,015
[Shazam gasping]

871
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,391
[Rosa] Freddy,
what happened to the stairs?

872
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,393
[muffled] Mmm!

873
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,229
Hey! Covering her mouth
like you're gonna kidnap her

874
00:49:00,313 --> 00:49:01,855
is not gonna make her less scared, okay?

875
00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,902
Darla, it's me. It's Billy.
I know I don't look like me.

876
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,612
- A wizard made me look like this.
- Maybe don't start with "wizard. "

877
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,030
It's just gonna make her more confused.

878
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,200
Some old guy brought me to a temple
and he made me say, "Shazam. "

879
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:15,911
Rosa!

880
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,039
[Freddy] Verbally triggered
body-manipulation properties!

881
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,374
You can switch by saying, "Shazam. "

882
00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:25,587
Baby, was that you?
Are you okay?

883
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:26,672
Uh...

884
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,091
I was screwing in a bulb.

885
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:32,594
Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell
anybody about this, all right?

886
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:34,763
But it's Billy. He's a hero.

887
00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,181
Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out
that he's a hero,

888
00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:37,516
that endangers us, okay?

889
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,811
A hero's loved ones are
the perfect bad guy target.

890
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,354
I mean, is she even good
at keeping secrets?

891
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,022
- Moderate.
- No.

892
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,065
Oh, God.

893
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,358
Okay, listen, D,

894
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,069
you cannot tell a single soul
about this, all right? Please?

895
00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,780
Why? What if it's people we trust?

896
00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:53,949
[Billy sighs]

897
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,827
Because good sisters don't tell secrets.

898
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,413
- I'm a good sister.
- [Freddy] Yeah, you are.

899
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,165
You know what'd make you
an even better sister?

900
00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,374
Is if you fixed the doorknob
for us, okay?

901
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,417
Yeah.

902
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,502
- Sweet dreams.
- Sweet dreams. Bye.

903
00:50:05,587 --> 00:50:06,962
- See you in the morning.
- Good night.

904
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:11,800
[elevator bell dings]

905
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:14,386
Hello, sir. How may I help you?

906
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,804
Hi. Sir?

907
00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:19,141
Sir, you can't go in there.
Excuse me!

908
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,268
- You cannot go in there!
- [indistinct chatter]

909
00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:22,603
[chattering stops]

910
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,355
[sighs]

911
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,481
Sorry I'm late.

912
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,942
Thad, this is for board members only.

913
00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:30,402
I'm aware of that, Father.

914
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:33,864
[beeps]

915
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,660
Now, that night in the car.

916
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:43,373
I swore to you I saw something,
but you never believed me.

917
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:46,668
So much easier to blame me, wasn't it?

918
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,796
And say that if I hadn't screamed
that night,

919
00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,298
you'd still have your legs.

920
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,760
Well, now I have proof.

921
00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:58,889
That's enough, Thad.

922
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,808
Dear Sid, you think?

923
00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:07,272
You know, even before the accident,
you belittled me.

924
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:09,775
Don't make me
throw you outta here, Thad.

925
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,569
You don't need to make a scene.

926
00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:14,112
Oh, brother,

927
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:16,615
the scene has only just begun.

928
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,870
Ask that if you can throw me out.

929
00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:23,080
What?

930
00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,707
Ask the ball if you're man enough
to throw me out of this room.

931
00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:28,377
[laughing nervously]

932
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,463
Let me spoil it for you.

933
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:35,884
- [Dr. Sivana grunts]
- [screaming]

934
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:38,053
[board members gasping]

935
00:51:39,973 --> 00:51:43,308
Outlook not so good.

936
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,898
I've come here during
the season of giving to give you...

937
00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:55,362
what you deserve.

938
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,453
[panicked chattering]

939
00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:06,665
- [Seven Deadly Sins snarling]
- [people screaming]

940
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,918
- [man] Run!
- [screaming]

941
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:16,425
[snarling]

942
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,178
[yelps]

943
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,556
[roars]

944
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,141
[all screaming]

945
00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:29,938
[snarls]

946
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,609
[screaming continues]

947
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,375
- [man screams]
- [receptionist exclaims]

948
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,544
[screaming continues]

949
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,880
[receptionist] Oh, my God! No!

950
00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:57,132
No! No! [screams]

951
00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:59,301
[screaming continues]

952
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,056
[breathing heavily]

953
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:06,391
- [electricity crackles]
- [yelps]

954
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:08,560
[Mr. Sivana whimpering]

955
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:13,815
Help!

956
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,650
Somebody!

957
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,403
Help me!

958
00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:20,614
You can't go crying to other people
all the time.

959
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,577
What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm?

960
00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:27,788
I'll give you anything.

961
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,956
Money.

962
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,625
The company.
You want the company?

963
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,502
There it is.

964
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:36,505
Greed.

965
00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:38,673
Do you honestly think

966
00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:43,678
all this material you've accumulated

967
00:53:45,181 --> 00:53:47,182
amounts to actual power?

968
00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,521
This is power.

969
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,816
More than you ever had.

970
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:58,568
More than anyone has.

971
00:53:59,821 --> 00:54:03,323
There is one more powerful.

972
00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:07,786
The wizard found his champion.

973
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:13,500
Kill the champion
before he learns his true potential,

974
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:16,711
or he will defeat you.

975
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,672
Show me where to find him.

976
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,147
Oh, Greed,

977
00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,191
you can have him.

978
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:40,485
No.

979
00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,572
- [snarling]
- No. Oh, no!

980
00:54:45,158 --> 00:54:47,909
No! No! No!

981
00:54:47,994 --> 00:54:49,119
[growls]

982
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:05,802
[elevator beeping]

983
00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:08,847
<i>[narrator on video]
Family is more than just a word.</i>

984
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:14,144
<i>At Sivana Industries,
our focus is family.</i>

985
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:15,896
[static]

986
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:25,405
[truck lock beeps]

987
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:34,331
[whooshing]

988
00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,253
[Brett] Uh, Burke.

989
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,216
Where's the truck?

990
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,428
[truck lock beeping]

991
00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:54,309
I can hear it.

992
00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:00,732
[students exclaiming]

993
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:02,234
[truck alarm beeping]

994
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,279
[Brett] Oh, my God!

995
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,906
My truck!

996
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:09,449
- My truck!
- Are you kidding?

997
00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:11,952
You know, guys,

998
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,496
I don't think that's gonna buff out.

999
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,214
Hey.

1000
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,800
Making the crippled kid
do the dirty work. Wow!

1001
00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:28,927
I'm a better lookout.
I can play innocent.

1002
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,262
And I can't?

1003
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,975
Your face gives off a very strong vibe
of someone who's hatching schemes.

1004
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,477
- My face? This face?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1005
00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:38,562
Okay.

1006
00:56:44,527 --> 00:56:45,944
You boys got a hall pass?

1007
00:56:46,696 --> 00:56:49,030
Oh, us? Yeah. Always.

1008
00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:50,907
You!

1009
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,245
You look like you're up to something.

1010
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,705
Me? Up to something?

1011
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,832
No. Never am I up to something.

1012
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,085
Our dad's picking us up.
He got held up at the...

1013
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,004
The business office.

1014
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,630
The business office, huh?

1015
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,465
Sure, kid.

1016
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,634
Look, parents or guardians

1017
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,971
must appear physically
to check out students.

1018
00:57:13,723 --> 00:57:15,181
Gotcha.

1019
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,183
Okay, well, you hear that, Dad?

1020
00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:18,643
- Hey!
- [Billy] Shazam!

1021
00:57:18,728 --> 00:57:20,562
- [lightning crashes]
- Well, hey there, son,

1022
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,397
and hey there,
other son that I also have

1023
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,482
that's related to that son
I just passed in the hallway.

1024
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:28,945
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I got held up at the business office,

1025
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:31,156
doing all the work stuff.

1026
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,035
This is the security guard
all the kids admire so much.

1027
00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,077
Oh. [chuckles]

1028
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,621
Actually, that's the other one.
This one sucks.

1029
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,290
[clears throat] That's not funny.

1030
00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:43,460
I'm gonna talk to him about that.
I apologize.

1031
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:46,379
Anyway, this is me appearing physically
to check my sons out of school.

1032
00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:50,842
So, thank you so much
for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron.

1033
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:53,803
[door closes]

1034
00:57:53,888 --> 00:57:55,055
It's Moran.

1035
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,766
- [Freddy] You ready?
- [Shazam] Algebra!

1036
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,310
[Shazam] Science!

1037
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:02,395
English!

1038
00:58:02,772 --> 00:58:03,938
[whooping]

1039
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:05,940
Health!

1040
00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:07,567
[continues whooping]

1041
00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:10,779
[beeps]

1042
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:18,828
Oh. Oh.

1043
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:21,581
[grunts]

1044
00:58:24,043 --> 00:58:24,876
[laughing]

1045
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,048
[laughs]

1046
00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:38,515
[yelping]

1047
00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:39,808
- [groans]
- [Freddy] Are you okay?

1048
00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:41,810
[Freddy grunts]

1049
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:45,980
[grunts]

1050
00:58:46,399 --> 00:58:48,358
[exclaims, laughs]

1051
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:56,741
[exclaims]

1052
00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:17,554
[gasping]

1053
00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,431
I'm sorry! [screams]

1054
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,414
More powerful than a locomotive.

1055
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,875
Locomotive.
What are you? An old prospector?

1056
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,128
Can leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

1057
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:55,216
[Freddy] Single bound.

1058
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:57,469
[grunts]

1059
00:59:57,887 --> 00:59:59,471
- [people screaming]
- [Shazam] Oh!

1060
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,722
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

1061
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:01,931
I'm sorry, people. Hi.

1062
01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:03,183
- Your phone's charged.
- Wow!

1063
01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,893
Your phone's charged.

1064
01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:06,102
Your phone's charged.

1065
01:00:06,187 --> 01:00:09,564
You really need like a mic drop
catchphrase after you do some cool shit.

1066
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,024
I've been thinking about that.

1067
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,442
What about this?

1068
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:15,195
"That's why you don't mess
with electricity. " [mimics mic drop]

1069
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,197
Catchphrases obviously
aren't one of your superpowers.

1070
01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,907
And your phone's charged.

1071
01:00:18,991 --> 01:00:20,992
- Well, you think you can do better?
- What the hell?

1072
01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:23,578
Let there be light.

1073
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:25,705
[Shazam grunting]

1074
01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,042
Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay.

1075
01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:32,170
[stomach grumbles]

1076
01:00:34,215 --> 01:00:35,673
How do I... Never mind.

1077
01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:36,758
Shazam!

1078
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,010
[screaming]

1079
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:40,428
[toilet flushes]

1080
01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:41,679
[Billy] Shazam!

1081
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,565
[Freddy] What'd you see? What'd you see?
Were there boobies?

1082
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:54,692
You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?

1083
01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:57,445
We're gonna need more money.

1084
01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:58,947
Why? You were in there
for, like, five minutes.

1085
01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:00,532
Dude, they were very convincing!

1086
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:06,913
Oh, get it, get it!

1087
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,874
Go, go, go!

1088
01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:11,876
[Shazam whooping]

1089
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:16,881
[Freddy] No!

1090
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,050
Stop! No!

1091
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,176
- I'm not even looking!
- Stop!

1092
01:01:20,261 --> 01:01:22,554
- I'm not even looking! Oh!
- Stop!

1093
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,430
- Why?
- Oh, and done!

1094
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:25,932
Finished him.

1095
01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:31,354
A lair.

1096
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,564
Yes.

1097
01:01:32,648 --> 01:01:33,648
And obviously, we're gonna have to

1098
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:35,108
- be making this purchase anonymously.
- Mmm.

1099
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,068
Obviously.

1100
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:40,071
And, um,
if you have a location on a cliff.

1101
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,781
Like a castle-esque type thing.

1102
01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,533
- Overlooking some water.
- [Freddy] Overlooking some water,

1103
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,368
seas, below it. Rough, you know...

1104
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,661
Like a waterfall,

1105
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,038
- so you can drive into...
- Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.

1106
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,583
Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?

1107
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,751
You can call me Max.

1108
01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:57,297
Look, Max, why don't you just start with
how many bedrooms you're looking for?

1109
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,548
- One!
- Seven.

1110
01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,799
- One?
- Seven?

1111
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,301
What, am I running a foster home now?

1112
01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:08,892
[students chattering]

1113
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,398
[girl] Have you seen the one
where he throws the football into space?

1114
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,441
[boy] So dope.

1115
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,443
Hey, you guys
gotta wonder who's filming those, right?

1116
01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,862
I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.

1117
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,155
I mean, is it, though?

1118
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,532
Yeah. I'd actually argue
maybe even more brave.

1119
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:25,617
[Billy] Holding a camera?

1120
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,620
[scoffs] Staring in the face of danger.

1121
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,079
Like some weirdo fanboy.

1122
01:02:31,707 --> 01:02:32,874
Hey, Freeman.

1123
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,918
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

1124
01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:38,004
What, is your bestie gonna hit us
with a wheelchair this time?

1125
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,505
No, maybe not him,
but I have another best friend

1126
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:41,090
who might hunt you down
and destroy both of you.

1127
01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:43,259
Okay, Freddy.

1128
01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:46,596
You may have heard of him.
[stuttering] The Human Power Storm.

1129
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,932
Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.

1130
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,767
Yeah. He's a man of many names.

1131
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,018
[Burke] You know the Red Cyclone?

1132
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,854
You? [scoffs] My ass you do.

1133
01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,773
Oh, we're a lot closer than you think.

1134
01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,816
Maybe even at this very moment.

1135
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:00,109
Prove it.

1136
01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:03,029
I will, tomorrow.
Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.

1137
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,489
Right, right, Billy?

1138
01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,950
Oh, yeah, and then Superman's
gonna be bringing us dessert, right?

1139
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:08,785
[school bell ringing]

1140
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:11,788
Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.

1141
01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:15,500
And when he doesn't show,
then we'll kick your ass.

1142
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:21,589
So, wait, my identity's a secret
so no one I know can get hurt.

1143
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,134
Except when it makes you look cool,
then it's all good.

1144
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,678
Billy, it's not like
they're supervillains.

1145
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,763
They're just super douchebags.

1146
01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:31,182
So, you're breaking your own rule?

1147
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,266
Got it.

1148
01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:35,728
[scoffs] This thing is as much as mine
as it is yours.

1149
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:39,482
Starting to think
you think it's all your thing.

1150
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,859
Billy, you're still gonna do it,
though, right?

1151
01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,945
- I mean, what would a good brother do?
- [door slams]

1152
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,031
[Victor] All hands on deck.

1153
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:53,538
Thank you for this family.
Thank you for this day.

1154
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:57,000
Thank you for this food.
Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.

1155
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:03,464
Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.

1156
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,008
He's doing good.

1157
01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:06,676
[Eugene] Yeah, but is he, though?

1158
01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:10,263
Ooh! Controversy. Into it.

1159
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:13,725
Share with us your perspective, Eugene.

1160
01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:16,686
Just saying, he's what?
Charging people's phones?

1161
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,605
So what?
I can charge a phone with a plug.

1162
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:20,648
[Victor] Preach.

1163
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,609
Pedro, any thoughts?

1164
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,154
- Costume's stupid.
- [all laughing]

1165
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,530
- Yeah.
- [Victor] Okay.

1166
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,741
Big white cape like
he's getting married or something.

1167
01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:32,076
What if he didn't get
to pick his costume?

1168
01:04:32,161 --> 01:04:34,328
Ever think about that?

1169
01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:36,247
You're a specialist, Freddy.
What do you think?

1170
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:40,334
Yeah, Freddy,
let's manage to see the positive.

1171
01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:42,336
Okay, well, I think it looks like

1172
01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:44,213
he doesn't have gratitude
for what he's been given.

1173
01:04:44,757 --> 01:04:47,091
[Victor] Very specific. All right.

1174
01:04:47,176 --> 01:04:48,426
Maybe to the superhero,

1175
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,178
gratitude doesn't mean
having to be clingy.

1176
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,637
Clingy? Wow, interesting take.

1177
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:55,975
[Billy] You know, maybe sometimes
a superhero just wants a little me time.

1178
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:59,187
You know, me time could also
be construed as pushing away his family.

1179
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:01,230
Family. Is that what they are now?

1180
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,399
[Freddy] It's a classic symptom of
"Superhero Syndrome. "

1181
01:05:03,484 --> 01:05:07,028
Coined by German psychologist
Heinrich Von German-something,

1182
01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:10,281
where superpowers become
an all-consuming narcotic.

1183
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:11,449
[spoon clatters]

1184
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:13,576
Son, we're still eating dinner.

1185
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,411
What he needs is a sidekick.

1186
01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:17,038
Name one cool sidekick.

1187
01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:20,374
Darla, why are you
so quiet over there, baby?

1188
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,543
You're never at a loss for words.

1189
01:05:22,628 --> 01:05:24,212
[mouth full] I'm eating.

1190
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,423
- [bell ringing]
- [students chattering]

1191
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,641
[Billy] Why am I still doing this?

1192
01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:38,935
[sighs] Well, you can't skip every day.

1193
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,770
Not at your age.

1194
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,106
But I'm not your age anymore.

1195
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,108
But I can go with you.

1196
01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:47,777
We just gotta trick the guard out,
you know?

1197
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,737
Billy, where are you going? [stutters]

1198
01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:51,155
You're still gonna have
lunch with me, right?

1199
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,198
Billy!

1200
01:05:52,741 --> 01:05:56,119
Sir Zaps-A-Lot's
still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right?

1201
01:05:57,246 --> 01:05:59,247
- [bell ringing]
- [grumbling]

1202
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:04,502
[camera shutter clicking]

1203
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:07,547
All right.

1204
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,465
Did you check it to...

1205
01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:13,261
People typically give me
a little money, you know...

1206
01:06:13,345 --> 01:06:15,555
You're a sweet couple.
You guys have a good day.

1207
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:18,432
[vehicle approaching]

1208
01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:27,483
- [yelps and gasps]
- Ooh!

1209
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,944
- Oh, my God.
- Mary, are you okay?

1210
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,404
How do you know my name?

1211
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,656
Uh... How do I know your name? Uh...

1212
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,868
One of my superpowers is name guessing.

1213
01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:39,328
Which is really weird, I bet.

1214
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,956
Uh, it's not as cool as
super-strength or super-speed,

1215
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,167
but it's really helpful
when I meet new people.

1216
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:45,668
Are you hurt?

1217
01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:50,006
[voice breaking]
No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um...

1218
01:06:50,883 --> 01:06:51,883
[sighs shakily]

1219
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:54,427
I just need a second to think.

1220
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,053
This has been such a weird day.

1221
01:06:56,889 --> 01:07:00,433
Um, using my powers
of super-observation,

1222
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,936
I see that you're holding
a letter from a college in your hand.

1223
01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,606
Are you upset because you didn't get in?

1224
01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,110
I got in.

1225
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:17,867
[stammers] Well, now my superpowers
are failing me and I am very confused.

1226
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,703
Yeah. Me, too.

1227
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,122
I don't know. I know I should be excited

1228
01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:26,417
'cause this is my dream and I've worked
really, really hard for this,

1229
01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:28,419
but it's like...

1230
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:33,591
I don't know. Leaving my family
does not feel fun, you know?

1231
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,761
[stammers] Could I give you
a little piece of advice?

1232
01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:40,556
Don't be worried about everybody else.
Always look out for number one.

1233
01:07:40,641 --> 01:07:41,599
Gandhi said that.

1234
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,517
- I don't think he said that.
- Yeah, he did.

1235
01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:45,311
- Gandhi did not say...
- Somebody like Gandhi said that.

1236
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,270
"Take care of number one. "

1237
01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:48,439
It was a really wise...
It might've been Yoda.

1238
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:49,607
- Listen.
- I'm sorry, no.

1239
01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:52,735
Agree to disagree.
The point is, you do you, you know?

1240
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,280
You gotta look out for you. And get
as far away from this place as you can.

1241
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,201
I don't know if I want to.

1242
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,869
Of course you do. What're you gonna do?

1243
01:08:01,954 --> 01:08:03,996
You gonna live in a group home
for the rest of your life?

1244
01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:06,582
Look, families are for people

1245
01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:09,377
who can't take care
of themselves, okay? So...

1246
01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,838
And you can take care of yourself.

1247
01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,882
[stammering] Also, look both ways
when you cross the street.

1248
01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,973
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.

1249
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,517
- [indistinct murmuring]
- [whimpers softly]

1250
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,602
It's ringing.

1251
01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:31,148
Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on?

1252
01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:33,526
Oh, that's crazy!
Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.

1253
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,987
Yeah, it's crazy! Great story.

1254
01:08:36,238 --> 01:08:37,238
[scoffs]

1255
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:39,073
He's not talking to anyone.

1256
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,992
- [all laughing]
- I was!

1257
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:43,703
I was! We're friends. I know him, I do!

1258
01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,705
I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah.

1259
01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:46,664
[Burke laughing]

1260
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,626
Shit.

1261
01:08:51,712 --> 01:08:53,045
[birds squawking]

1262
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,257
[Shazam] Come on now.

1263
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,510
<i>[singing] Hands!
Lightning with my hands!</i>

1264
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,679
<i>Lightning with my hands!</i>

1265
01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:03,723
<i>Lightning with my hands!</i>

1266
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,099
Hey. Hey.

1267
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,768
Hey, young man! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1268
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,729
What are you doing?
I'm in the middle of a show right now.

1269
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,022
How can I help you?

1270
01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:13,149
I just wanted to say thank you
for showing up to lunch today.

1271
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:17,278
Yeah, I got a little something
called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right?

1272
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:18,195
I don't know if you've ever heard of it,

1273
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,365
but it's when someone grabs
your underwear like that

1274
01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:24,160
and holds you like a suitcase,
walks you down the hallway.

1275
01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:26,495
And this was my underwear.

1276
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,122
[crowd murmuring]

1277
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:30,166
Gross.

1278
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,251
You said you'd come.

1279
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,420
You said I would come!
I never said I was...

1280
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,921
I'm a superhero, dude!

1281
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,715
Well, you're acting real heroic.

1282
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,216
How much people paying you today?

1283
01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:42,595
Listen, I have
serious responsibilities now, okay?

1284
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,056
But that's cool because
I can carry that burden with my...

1285
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,767
<i>[singing] Hands!
Lightning with my hands!</i>

1286
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,519
[tires screeching]

1287
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:51,645
[passengers screaming]

1288
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:55,900
[car horn blares]

1289
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:02,615
[passengers continue screaming]

1290
01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:06,994
[people gasping]

1291
01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:08,412
[man] Oh, man!

1292
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,002
Holy moly.

1293
01:10:15,796 --> 01:10:16,921
[tires screeching]

1294
01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,257
Don't move! Nobody move!

1295
01:10:20,467 --> 01:10:21,842
[passengers screaming]

1296
01:10:28,642 --> 01:10:29,892
Oh, no, no!

1297
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:33,479
Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay!

1298
01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:35,940
[man yelping]

1299
01:10:37,943 --> 01:10:38,818
[grunting]

1300
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:40,986
[screaming]

1301
01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:42,780
Oh!

1302
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:44,573
Oh, that looked like it hurt.

1303
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,785
It's him! It's that superhero guy!

1304
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,538
Help us! Save us!

1305
01:10:51,123 --> 01:10:51,956
Come on!

1306
01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:56,293
Come on... Yeah.

1307
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,963
[woman] What's he doing?
What's going on?

1308
01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:08,764
No way.

1309
01:11:11,685 --> 01:11:13,060
[passengers screaming]

1310
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:15,438
[screaming]

1311
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,607
Oh, no, no.
Please don't make me do this.

1312
01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:20,693
God, this is the worst idea ever!

1313
01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:22,403
[screaming continues]

1314
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:32,329
[whoops]

1315
01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:34,373
I did it! I did it!

1316
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,667
I got the bus! I got the bus.

1317
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,461
Nobody move in there.

1318
01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,504
Oh, I gotta put this thing down.
I gotta put this thing down.

1319
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,090
[grunting] Oh!

1320
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,218
[breathing heavily] Oh.

1321
01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,220
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Doggy, doggy, you have to move.

1322
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,097
Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo!

1323
01:11:50,182 --> 01:11:52,016
Please be a good dog, good dog!

1324
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,517
You're being a bad dog!

1325
01:11:53,602 --> 01:11:55,144
Go! Go!

1326
01:11:56,021 --> 01:11:57,563
Please go. Please move.

1327
01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,774
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1328
01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,693
Thank you.

1329
01:12:02,903 --> 01:12:03,819
[grunts]

1330
01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:14,872
- [Shazam sighing in relief]
- [passengers chattering]

1331
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:21,253
- Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
- [woman whoops]

1332
01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:23,214
I was in the neighborhood, you know,
so I thought...

1333
01:12:23,298 --> 01:12:24,381
[both] Thank you!

1334
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:26,258
It was kind of my fault anyway.

1335
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:29,303
- [indistinct radio chatter]
- [siren wails]

1336
01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:32,890
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten
an early Christmas present

1337
01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:36,769
in the form of its very own superhero.

1338
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,103
[cameraman] And we're out.

1339
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,481
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, of course, yeah.

1340
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,359
Dude! Dude, dude!
Dude, did you see that?

1341
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:46,529
Yeah. You electrocuted a bus
and almost killed these people.

1342
01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,280
And then I caught it!

1343
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,951
Freddy, I caught a bus
with my bare hands, man!

1344
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,953
I caught a bus
like people catch fly balls.

1345
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,412
Like, who does that? I do that!

1346
01:12:55,497 --> 01:12:56,872
Billy! You do nothing.

1347
01:12:56,957 --> 01:13:00,417
You take selfies
and make people pay you.

1348
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,796
You know, forget it. I can't really
talk to you when you look like this.

1349
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,589
You just wish it was you.

1350
01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:07,216
No shit!

1351
01:13:07,968 --> 01:13:11,595
You think?
I would kill to have what you have.

1352
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,722
Because everything I do is, like,

1353
01:13:13,807 --> 01:13:16,600
some desperate attempt
to get people to notice me.

1354
01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:18,727
To not feel sorry for me.

1355
01:13:18,812 --> 01:13:21,522
I mean, look at me! Look at me.
Do you even see me?

1356
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,943
'Cause most people don't.
'Cause they don't want to.

1357
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,237
And now you don't either.

1358
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:31,073
I mean, you think this is who you are?

1359
01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:32,700
I mean, Billy, you're 14,

1360
01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:34,868
and now you're no better
than the Breyers.

1361
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:39,582
All this power, and all you did
was turn into a show-off and a bully.

1362
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:43,627
[Shazam] Whatever, kid!

1363
01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:45,004
I do what I want!

1364
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:46,880
[people exclaiming]

1365
01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:49,300
And I'm, like, mid-20s probably!

1366
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,094
Maybe even, like, 30.

1367
01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:56,682
Chosen one.

1368
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,563
The so-called perfect man.

1369
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,274
Pure of heart.

1370
01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:08,235
Flawless in every way.

1371
01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:12,406
What made you so worthy?

1372
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,867
I'm sorry, can I help...

1373
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,201
Do you want an autograph or something?

1374
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,911
Give me your power.

1375
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:21,540
Or die.

1376
01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,960
Oh, snap!
You're, like, a bad guy, right?

1377
01:14:25,045 --> 01:14:28,297
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Before this gets really stupid for you,

1378
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,466
you should know that
I'm basically invincible.

1379
01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:31,967
- [groaning]
- [crowd gasps]

1380
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:38,724
[coughing]

1381
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,810
The weapons of man
draw no blood from our kind.

1382
01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:43,937
- [officer] I said, stop right there!
- [both grunt]

1383
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,190
The only thing
that extinguishes magic...

1384
01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:48,484
is magic.

1385
01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:52,279
Time to transfer your power to me.

1386
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,324
- [groaning]
- [Shazam whooping]

1387
01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,452
Oh, you did not see that one coming,
did you, grandpa?

1388
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,454
Them's street rules.

1389
01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:02,122
[Shazam grunting]

1390
01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,298
Okay, okay, okay.

1391
01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:13,175
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1392
01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,219
I never should've punched you
in the nuts like that.

1393
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:16,261
That was totally my bad.

1394
01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:17,638
We can talk about this.

1395
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,223
You grovel like a child.

1396
01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,350
That's because I am one. I'm a kid!

1397
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,851
You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you?

1398
01:15:23,645 --> 01:15:24,603
[Shazam screaming]

1399
01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,982
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can fly, I can fly!

1400
01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,693
Freddy said if I believe I can fly,
then I can fly.

1401
01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:32,653
So I believe! I believe! I believe!

1402
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:33,612
Okay.

1403
01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:34,780
Superman!

1404
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,615
Superman! What arm is it?

1405
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,701
Why am I not flying?

1406
01:15:38,785 --> 01:15:40,285
Please, I don't wanna die!

1407
01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,212
[gasping]

1408
01:15:56,678 --> 01:15:58,220
[exclaiming]

1409
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,725
[whooping]

1410
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:04,435
I'm floating!

1411
01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:05,686
[truck horn blaring]

1412
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,938
- [screaming]
- [tires screeching]

1413
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:09,815
[screaming]

1414
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,066
[tires screeching]

1415
01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:12,943
[man] What the hell was that?

1416
01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,158
[laughing] I can fly!

1417
01:16:19,868 --> 01:16:21,368
[both grunting]

1418
01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:24,455
- [Shazam yelps loudly]
- [glass shatters]

1419
01:16:25,165 --> 01:16:26,039
Billy?

1420
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,251
Freddy! I need your help!

1421
01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,128
You can fly?

1422
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:34,339
- [Shazam grunts]
- [panicked screaming]

1423
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,220
Who's the other guy?

1424
01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,847
Santa!

1425
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:43,432
[laughing]

1426
01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:48,979
So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus
do in the summertime?

1427
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:51,565
Well, in some ways,

1428
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,442
- Santa is always here for you.
- [rumbling]

1429
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:54,568
[people gasp]

1430
01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:57,488
[all gasp]

1431
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:01,283
Help Santa!

1432
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,828
Santa needs help! Help!

1433
01:17:04,913 --> 01:17:06,371
Give us a shout if you need us.

1434
01:17:06,581 --> 01:17:07,873
- [Shazam screams]
- [women scream]

1435
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,291
[both gasp]

1436
01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:11,251
[groans]

1437
01:17:12,337 --> 01:17:13,295
[coughs]

1438
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:16,048
I'm just gonna chill in here
for a little while, if that's okay.

1439
01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,053
[grunts] This is crazy.

1440
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,554
This is crazy.
You don't have to fight this guy.

1441
01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,765
This isn't your job. You can run, right?

1442
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,975
Yes, you can run. Awesome!

1443
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:30,312
[both grunting]

1444
01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:34,858
- [children's music playing]
- [Shazam grunting]

1445
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,027
[Shazam] Get back!

1446
01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:38,529
Get away!

1447
01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:42,533
- [Batman toy] I'm Batman!
- Get him, Batman!

1448
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,495
- Oh, sorry.
- [both yelp]

1449
01:17:46,788 --> 01:17:48,080
[continues grunting]

1450
01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:49,540
[crowd exclaiming]

1451
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:56,880
[notes playing]

1452
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,678
[low notes playing]

1453
01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:05,180
- [groaning]
- [people screaming]

1454
01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:13,689
Come on!

1455
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:17,776
[gasping]

1456
01:18:18,570 --> 01:18:19,736
[woman screaming]

1457
01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:25,617
[Shazam exclaims]

1458
01:18:29,289 --> 01:18:30,247
[grunting]

1459
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,417
[people screaming]

1460
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:37,504
[gasping]

1461
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,008
[stuttering] Shazam!

1462
01:18:41,259 --> 01:18:42,634
[thunder rumbling]

1463
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,178
[people screaming]

1464
01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,933
[people continue screaming]

1465
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,414
[Freddy] Billy!

1466
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:14,750
Billy!

1467
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:17,628
Billy, where are you?

1468
01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:21,757
Billy!

1469
01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:24,259
Where are you, Billy?

1470
01:19:24,344 --> 01:19:25,218
[inaudible conversation]

1471
01:19:28,848 --> 01:19:30,223
Billy, come on!

1472
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:36,146
Billy. Where is he?

1473
01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:37,606
Supervillain.

1474
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:40,359
Supervillain! Supervillain!
[whimpers softly]

1475
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,528
Worse. Much worse.

1476
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,824
Radioactive anthromorph?
Psychic energy manipulator?

1477
01:19:47,909 --> 01:19:51,078
I won't let you read my mind.
My mind is blank. You can't get in.

1478
01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:54,873
I don't need to read your mind.
Because you are going to tell me.

1479
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,417
Where is he?

1480
01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:02,089
[horn honking]

1481
01:20:04,884 --> 01:20:06,343
[breathing heavily]

1482
01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:11,306
Oh, my God, honey, are you okay?

1483
01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:13,976
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1484
01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,644
[Rosa] What happened? Are you hurt?

1485
01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:16,561
Come inside.

1486
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:17,938
[Victor] We need to have a talk.

1487
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:21,108
[Rosa] Just don't be
so hard on him, okay?

1488
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:29,783
Running out on us! Lying!

1489
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,537
Huh? Then I get a call from the school,
telling me you've been cutting class!

1490
01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:34,746
Getting in fights!

1491
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:36,581
[Victor continues yelling]

1492
01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:38,417
[Eugene sighs]

1493
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:41,003
<i>[Charlie on TV]
Bill, the man saved nine people.</i>

1494
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,171
Whoa! Is that...

1495
01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:45,298
<i>I'm questioning his motive.</i>

1496
01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:47,718
What's Freddy doing with a superhero?

1497
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:48,969
[newscasters continue indistinctly]

1498
01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:54,266
Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy?

1499
01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,062
You remember dinner,

1500
01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:03,150
when Billy and Freddy were arguing
like an old married couple, like this?

1501
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:06,820
When he rescued me,
he knew I lived in a group home.

1502
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,864
He knew my name. He called me Mary.

1503
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,450
[newscasters continue indistinctly]

1504
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:21,043
Wait, are you saying Billy's
the Human Power Storm?

1505
01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:22,919
Yes! You guys figured it out!

1506
01:21:23,004 --> 01:21:24,463
All on your own. I didn't help.

1507
01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:26,590
- I didn't break any promises.
- You knew?

1508
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,717
I'm a good sister!

1509
01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:34,598
[Victor] I mean, what were you thinking?

1510
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,309
And then you bring Freddy into it.

1511
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:46,234
Give him some space, guys.
He's a little upset, okay?

1512
01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:57,287
[Mary] Billy?

1513
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:03,752
You're him.

1514
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,171
You're the hero.

1515
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,216
Yeah, well, not anymore, so...

1516
01:22:10,635 --> 01:22:11,551
[sighs]

1517
01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,556
Why do you have my notebook?

1518
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,143
Eugene finished your search.

1519
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,605
Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?

1520
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:26,024
But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink.

1521
01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:29,194
And maybe I did pick up a few skills,
which maybe did get me

1522
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,279
into federal databases
most people can't get into.

1523
01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:33,490
Good for you, but I'm gonna go.

1524
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,285
Your parents' names
are Marilyn and C.C. Batson.

1525
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,708
What?

1526
01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:46,044
[Eugene] You were born
in Zumbrota, Minnesota.

1527
01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:47,838
They divorced when you were three.

1528
01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:51,842
Your mom moved here that year.
Twenty months later, you got lost.

1529
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:52,759
You never found them

1530
01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:55,971
'cause your dad's been in prison
in Florida for ten years.

1531
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:57,264
And your mom's...

1532
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,100
What?

1533
01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:02,978
Is she dead?

1534
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,230
She's two subway stops away.

1535
01:23:06,566 --> 01:23:07,607
What?

1536
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,862
You know, you didn't find her
because she reverted to her maiden name.

1537
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:14,614
[door slams]

1538
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,160
[Rosa] Hey, Billy! Billy!

1539
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:23,456
- Victor, get the keys.
- I got it.

1540
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,792
[Rosa] Kids, stay here
in case Billy comes back.

1541
01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:31,173
[tires screeching]

1542
01:23:32,592 --> 01:23:35,302
Come on. Inside, let's go.

1543
01:23:44,103 --> 01:23:46,563
Wait. I thought
we were running after Billy.

1544
01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:49,357
No, we're gonna wait here for now.

1545
01:23:51,736 --> 01:23:52,986
[doorbell rings]

1546
01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,321
Billy?

1547
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:57,908
Freddy?

1548
01:23:59,744 --> 01:24:00,785
[Freddy grunts]

1549
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,456
Oh, how quaint.

1550
01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,252
Actually, I take that back.

1551
01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:13,423
What a shithole.

1552
01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:39,699
[couple arguing]

1553
01:24:39,784 --> 01:24:41,117
[glass shattering]

1554
01:24:41,202 --> 01:24:42,327
[loud thump]

1555
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,662
[argument continues]

1556
01:24:52,672 --> 01:24:53,588
[exhales]

1557
01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,717
[woman] Just a second.

1558
01:25:02,515 --> 01:25:04,099
Hey, look, I'm late
for work already, all right?

1559
01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:06,893
We don't need any magazines or whatever.
Thanks, though.

1560
01:25:06,978 --> 01:25:08,061
Oh, I'm not.

1561
01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,106
You probably don't recognize me...

1562
01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,234
but I found my way home.

1563
01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:16,569
Mom.

1564
01:25:18,656 --> 01:25:19,781
It's me.

1565
01:25:21,117 --> 01:25:22,200
Oh, God.

1566
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,452
Is it?

1567
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:29,582
Um... Hang on.

1568
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,127
[man] Who's at the door?

1569
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,713
It's, um...

1570
01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,257
It's no one, Travis.

1571
01:25:41,971 --> 01:25:43,680
That wasn't Dad, was it?

1572
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,057
No.

1573
01:25:46,726 --> 01:25:49,269
Listen, um...

1574
01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,439
It's really you, huh?

1575
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:58,778
I didn't mean to run away.
You know that, right?

1576
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:02,198
I let go, but it was by accident.
[stuttering]

1577
01:26:02,283 --> 01:26:03,992
Yeah, no. I know, yeah.

1578
01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,202
I saw you.

1579
01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:08,496
What?

1580
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,293
I saw you after.

1581
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,591
So, it was never your fault.

1582
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:24,304
Look, I was 17, okay?
And my daddy kicked me out.

1583
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,683
And your dad just decided
not to be a part of anything.

1584
01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,896
<i>And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.</i>

1585
01:26:34,190 --> 01:26:35,231
[sighs]

1586
01:26:35,316 --> 01:26:36,941
- I want the tiger.
- I know.

1587
01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:38,735
I know, honey,

1588
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,488
but Mom's not exactly
going pro here, okay?

1589
01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:45,325
Billy?

1590
01:26:45,910 --> 01:26:46,743
Billy!

1591
01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,828
Billy?

1592
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:52,082
Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny!

1593
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,458
Here you go, buddy.

1594
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,669
That should warm you up. Is that better?

1595
01:26:57,004 --> 01:26:57,962
[sniffles]

1596
01:26:59,507 --> 01:27:02,759
<i>[Marilyn] Look, it'sjust once
I saw you with the police,</i>

1597
01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:04,969
<i>I realized that they could do</i>

1598
01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,680
<i>a betterjob taking care of you
than I ever will.</i>

1599
01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:14,687
But you're good, right?

1600
01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:18,691
I mean, you landed on your feet.

1601
01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:21,152
Because, I mean, you look real good.

1602
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:24,531
It's just...

1603
01:27:26,951 --> 01:27:30,161
now is not a really good time
for me, Bill.

1604
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:39,337
All I wanted to do is
let you know I'm doing good,

1605
01:27:41,132 --> 01:27:44,092
[sighs] but I have to get back
to my real family.

1606
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:47,262
Here.

1607
01:27:50,891 --> 01:27:51,724
What's this?

1608
01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,520
[Travis] Marilyn!
What's goin' on out there?

1609
01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:57,730
You might need it more than me.

1610
01:28:07,992 --> 01:28:09,451
[cell phone vibrating]

1611
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,209
Freddy, you were right.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

1612
01:28:18,294 --> 01:28:21,880
<i>[Dr. Sivana] Come home, Billy.
Come home.</i>

1613
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:25,592
<i>[Freddy] Billy! Supervillain!
Supervillain! [whimpers]</i>

1614
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:42,817
Shazam!

1615
01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:55,997
[wreath clatters]

1616
01:28:56,707 --> 01:28:58,666
Who are you? What do you want?

1617
01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,960
What do I want?

1618
01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:02,795
- I want...
- [thunder rumbling]

1619
01:29:07,718 --> 01:29:08,676
That.

1620
01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:11,179
Whoa.

1621
01:29:14,642 --> 01:29:16,392
Kick his ass, Billy!

1622
01:29:18,604 --> 01:29:19,771
[children whimpering]

1623
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:20,939
[Dr. Sivana] Yes, Billy.

1624
01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:23,149
- Try it, by all means.
- [snarls]

1625
01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:25,276
Let them go and I'll come inside.

1626
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:27,362
[Dr. Sivana] No, first, you come inside,

1627
01:29:27,446 --> 01:29:28,947
then maybe I'll let them go.

1628
01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:31,991
[snarling]

1629
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:33,243
[all gasp]

1630
01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,549
Good boy.

1631
01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:52,345
Because that's all you are, isn't it?

1632
01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:54,347
How old are you?

1633
01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:56,724
- Basically 15.
- Hmm.

1634
01:29:58,978 --> 01:30:02,647
When I was a child, the old man told me
I wasn't good enough.

1635
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,650
Yet here you are, a coward.

1636
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:11,239
Run from me and the wizard chooses you?
You're not a hero.

1637
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,908
But I'm gonna give you
the opportunity to be one.

1638
01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:16,703
Give me the power of the champion.

1639
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:17,996
No. Don't do it, Billy.

1640
01:30:34,972 --> 01:30:37,432
Give me the power and I'll let them go.

1641
01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:38,725
Darla, no.

1642
01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:40,393
Don't go, Billy.

1643
01:30:41,562 --> 01:30:43,605
- [crying] Don't go, Billy.
- Darla, come here.

1644
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:45,523
[Shazam stammering] No, I have to.

1645
01:30:45,608 --> 01:30:48,443
It's what a good brother would do.
Right?

1646
01:30:53,449 --> 01:30:54,532
Billy.

1647
01:31:13,719 --> 01:31:15,219
[Shazam screaming, grunts]

1648
01:31:16,472 --> 01:31:17,889
[groaning]

1649
01:31:18,766 --> 01:31:19,891
[coughs]

1650
01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:23,728
[Dr. Sivana] I dedicated my life
to getting here.

1651
01:31:24,772 --> 01:31:26,481
I scoured the earth.

1652
01:31:27,066 --> 01:31:28,399
No one believed me.

1653
01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,069
- [continues groaning]
- No one helped.

1654
01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,570
Not the wizard.

1655
01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:34,906
Not my family.

1656
01:31:36,909 --> 01:31:38,534
I only had myself.

1657
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,411
[Shazam] I get it.

1658
01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:43,373
[panting] I get what that's like.

1659
01:31:45,334 --> 01:31:47,168
Feeling like
you're all alone in the world.

1660
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,211
Stand.

1661
01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:51,381
Feeling like there's that one thing,
and if you could just find it,

1662
01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:53,424
then you'd finally be good enough.

1663
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,467
Stand.

1664
01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:58,930
The champion's name.

1665
01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:00,390
[bangs staff]

1666
01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:01,474
Say it.

1667
01:32:05,229 --> 01:32:06,813
[wind howling]

1668
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:11,693
[Seven Deadly Sins snarling]

1669
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,128
Look, no offense, mister,

1670
01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:32,505
but I don't think these things
have your best interest at heart.

1671
01:32:33,257 --> 01:32:36,134
[Lust] Don't listen to this child.

1672
01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:39,220
[Wrath] Take the staff. [snarls]

1673
01:32:39,388 --> 01:32:43,683
[Sloth] Hold it
and say the champion's name.

1674
01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,810
They're using you.

1675
01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,896
You have to see that,
that they are using you.

1676
01:32:48,981 --> 01:32:50,106
[Dr. Sivana] Say your name.

1677
01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:54,569
[Freddy] His name...

1678
01:32:55,863 --> 01:32:57,905
is Captain Sparklefingers.

1679
01:32:57,990 --> 01:33:00,158
And we're gonna keep throwing things
at your big,

1680
01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:02,201
fat, ugly-eyed head,

1681
01:33:02,286 --> 01:33:04,162
until you let our brother go.

1682
01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:22,180
[Shazam grunts]

1683
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,141
[both grunt]

1684
01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,480
Boy, am I glad
I didn't sell that Batarang.

1685
01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:32,982
- Pedro, is that a lamp?
- [Pedro] It's an ugly one.

1686
01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:34,859
[Shazam] Come on. Come on. Come on.

1687
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,110
Guys, I appreciate the thought,

1688
01:33:36,195 --> 01:33:38,237
I really do, but I don't think
your weapons are gonna help.

1689
01:33:38,322 --> 01:33:39,864
You can put 'em down now.

1690
01:33:41,492 --> 01:33:42,617
The door was right here.

1691
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,118
Billy, how do we get outta here?

1692
01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:45,661
What, you think I know? I don't know.

1693
01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:47,830
This way!

1694
01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:49,415
Go, go, go. Follow Darla.

1695
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,292
Good job, Darla. Go, go, go!

1696
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,293
[Rosa] Kids?

1697
01:33:54,004 --> 01:33:55,046
Why is this open?

1698
01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:57,757
Freddy? Mary?

1699
01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:02,845
[Shazam] Pedro, Pedro, come on.

1700
01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:04,722
Freddy? Freddy, keep up.

1701
01:34:04,807 --> 01:34:06,098
Darla, stay in front.

1702
01:34:06,934 --> 01:34:08,100
We gotta hurry.

1703
01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:17,693
[grunts]

1704
01:34:18,821 --> 01:34:19,946
[Batarang clatters]

1705
01:34:25,494 --> 01:34:26,953
[all panting]

1706
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,959
[Eugene and Darla] Whoa!

1707
01:34:34,044 --> 01:34:36,254
[Darla] So many doors.

1708
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,131
One of these has to be a way out, right?

1709
01:34:39,216 --> 01:34:40,508
Yeah, I would hope so.

1710
01:34:48,976 --> 01:34:50,101
[creatures grunting]

1711
01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:51,269
[creatures hissing]

1712
01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:55,898
[creatures snarling]

1713
01:34:57,526 --> 01:34:58,568
Not this one.

1714
01:35:01,822 --> 01:35:03,364
[creature warbling]

1715
01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:07,618
[snarls]

1716
01:35:10,497 --> 01:35:12,331
- [creature roars]
- [screams]

1717
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:14,750
Okay, no more doors.
Nobody open any more doors.

1718
01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:16,752
Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do?

1719
01:35:16,837 --> 01:35:17,920
Darla, I don't know.

1720
01:35:18,005 --> 01:35:20,506
Yes, you do. Just think.
How'd you get out last time?

1721
01:35:20,591 --> 01:35:22,717
Uh, last time, I thought about
the subway, and I was on the subway.

1722
01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:24,719
Okay. Then, Billy, look,
think about the subway.

1723
01:35:24,803 --> 01:35:27,513
Think about any place
except for here, okay?

1724
01:35:47,451 --> 01:35:49,619
- [muffled music playing]
- [people gasp]

1725
01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:50,870
[Shazam] Come on, come on, come on.

1726
01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:52,663
[Darla] Why are you covering my eyes?

1727
01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:55,374
Really? This is the first place
you think of? Wow!

1728
01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:56,542
You're welcome!

1729
01:35:56,627 --> 01:35:58,252
[Darla] Why can't I see what's inside?

1730
01:35:58,337 --> 01:35:59,795
You are not old enough.

1731
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,756
Old enough to know that was great music.

1732
01:36:02,549 --> 01:36:03,507
Not my thing.

1733
01:36:03,592 --> 01:36:04,717
Where's Freddy?

1734
01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:05,968
[Freddy] Yeah, you, too, Sriracha.

1735
01:36:06,053 --> 01:36:07,762
Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas.
[laughs]

1736
01:36:07,846 --> 01:36:09,138
Freddy! What are you doing?

1737
01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,598
[stammers] Nice people.

1738
01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:11,557
Nice people? Come on.

1739
01:36:11,642 --> 01:36:13,601
Is that glitter?
They have glitter! Can I get glitter?

1740
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,894
[Mary] No, not from them.

1741
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:16,020
[Darla] Please?

1742
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:16,938
[Mary] No.

1743
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:17,980
[people gasping]

1744
01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:19,815
[Mary] Darla.

1745
01:36:20,317 --> 01:36:21,400
[people exclaiming]

1746
01:36:22,486 --> 01:36:23,611
[exhales]

1747
01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,864
Go, go, go. Everybody, go!

1748
01:36:26,949 --> 01:36:28,574
Freddy? Freddy, Freddy.

1749
01:36:28,659 --> 01:36:29,992
One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go.

1750
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:37,291
[Shazam pants]

1751
01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:40,086
Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go.

1752
01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,963
Come on, Pedro. Come on.

1753
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,011
[indistinct chatter]

1754
01:36:53,809 --> 01:36:55,393
[Shazam] Don't run, but don't walk.
Just be cool.

1755
01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:58,145
Act naturally,
like kids naturally act in a carnival.

1756
01:36:58,230 --> 01:36:59,939
- He's not gonna look for us here.
- [girl] Is that him?

1757
01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:01,482
- [boy 1 ] Oh, my God!
- [boy 2] Dude, it's Zap-tain America!

1758
01:37:01,566 --> 01:37:03,526
- [boy 3] Power Boy!
- [Freddy] He's an impersonator, okay?

1759
01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:04,819
Yeah, I'm an impersonator!
I'm a fake version of myself.

1760
01:37:04,903 --> 01:37:06,320
Don't take pictures.

1761
01:37:06,446 --> 01:37:07,780
[crowd clamoring]

1762
01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:09,699
Shazam!

1763
01:37:16,832 --> 01:37:18,374
[man] Hey! Where'd he go?

1764
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:19,667
[woman] What, is he invisible now?

1765
01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:22,753
[all panting]

1766
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:29,844
Oh, man, I just spit on a baby!

1767
01:37:29,928 --> 01:37:31,220
[both laughing]

1768
01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:32,888
Yo, what is that?

1769
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:37,685
[woman] Who is that guy?

1770
01:37:38,687 --> 01:37:40,187
Champion.

1771
01:37:40,939 --> 01:37:42,648
[indistinct chatter]

1772
01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:45,151
You don't deserve that name.

1773
01:37:46,528 --> 01:37:49,196
[man] See that? Look at that up there!

1774
01:37:49,281 --> 01:37:52,908
[Dr. Sivana] Hiding behind
innocent people who will now die.

1775
01:37:54,703 --> 01:37:58,289
Because deep down
you're still just a scared little boy.

1776
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,084
Oh, no.

1777
01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:05,963
- Run! Run!
- [panicked screaming]

1778
01:38:09,509 --> 01:38:10,634
[grunts]

1779
01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:21,395
- Oh! What do we do?
- [stuttering] Just hold on!

1780
01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:23,147
- To what?
- The bar, you idiot!

1781
01:38:23,356 --> 01:38:24,356
[grunting]

1782
01:38:32,324 --> 01:38:34,200
Well, you wanted me to be a hero.

1783
01:38:34,284 --> 01:38:35,326
Are you kidding?

1784
01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:39,205
Okay, no. Old guy's up there
harboring multiple spiritual entities.

1785
01:38:39,289 --> 01:38:40,998
Plus, he has the same powers as you.

1786
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,458
Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing.

1787
01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:44,168
Plus, I mean, you're my best friend.
I don't want you to die.

1788
01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,547
If a superhero can't save his family,

1789
01:38:49,883 --> 01:38:50,925
he's not much of a hero.

1790
01:38:55,806 --> 01:38:57,014
That was a decent catchphrase.

1791
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:59,016
Shazam!

1792
01:39:03,063 --> 01:39:04,105
[grunts]

1793
01:39:08,360 --> 01:39:09,902
Now, let's try this again.

1794
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:13,531
[Dr. Sivana grunts]

1795
01:39:17,327 --> 01:39:18,452
[groans]

1796
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,751
Or try that again!

1797
01:39:26,545 --> 01:39:27,753
[groans]

1798
01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:34,844
Billy, look out!

1799
01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:40,432
[Shazam] Laser eyes!
Guys, he's got laser eyes!

1800
01:39:40,517 --> 01:39:42,685
Too bad your aim sucks balls!

1801
01:39:43,895 --> 01:39:44,895
[grunts]

1802
01:39:45,522 --> 01:39:47,690
- [snarling]
- [Shazam screaming]

1803
01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:49,358
[Shazam grunts]

1804
01:39:52,571 --> 01:39:53,779
That's his power matrix.

1805
01:39:53,864 --> 01:39:54,822
His what-what?

1806
01:39:54,906 --> 01:39:57,908
When the demon guys leave his eye,
he loses his powers.

1807
01:39:58,702 --> 01:40:00,244
That's why the Batarang hurt him.

1808
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,371
Hey!

1809
01:40:02,455 --> 01:40:03,330
Over here!

1810
01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:06,542
- Wait. What are you doing?
- Trust me. Divide and conquer.

1811
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:08,961
We separate the Sins from the eye,
and he's just an old man.

1812
01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:10,796
Gather the mutts.

1813
01:40:10,881 --> 01:40:11,755
[bangs staff]

1814
01:40:15,302 --> 01:40:16,468
[Seven Deadly Sins snarling]

1815
01:40:24,561 --> 01:40:25,561
[Mary] Run!

1816
01:40:25,812 --> 01:40:27,271
[all panting]

1817
01:40:29,858 --> 01:40:31,692
[screaming]

1818
01:40:31,818 --> 01:40:33,903
- [Mary] Darla, no!
- [Eugene screaming]

1819
01:40:34,738 --> 01:40:35,779
[roaring]

1820
01:40:39,618 --> 01:40:41,035
[panting]

1821
01:40:48,877 --> 01:40:50,586
[Shazam] Here. Take it.

1822
01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:52,546
Take it. It's for you.

1823
01:40:52,631 --> 01:40:54,215
Hold it tight.

1824
01:40:54,299 --> 01:40:57,259
Close your eyes.
Everything's gonna be okay.

1825
01:40:57,344 --> 01:40:58,802
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

1826
01:40:59,679 --> 01:41:00,804
Okay.

1827
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:02,640
[people screaming]

1828
01:41:06,728 --> 01:41:07,770
[snarls]

1829
01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:21,659
[Shazam groans]

1830
01:41:23,119 --> 01:41:24,495
[grunts]

1831
01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:29,708
- [Shazam straining]
- [growling]

1832
01:41:31,336 --> 01:41:32,503
[Shazam yelling]

1833
01:41:36,675 --> 01:41:37,841
- [straining]
- [snarls]

1834
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,928
[roaring]

1835
01:41:41,137 --> 01:41:42,263
Shazam!

1836
01:41:45,684 --> 01:41:46,558
[roars]

1837
01:41:57,529 --> 01:41:58,862
[gasping]

1838
01:42:04,577 --> 01:42:05,995
[muffled] Shazam!

1839
01:42:11,084 --> 01:42:12,584
Playtime's over, boy.

1840
01:42:14,170 --> 01:42:15,671
Your friends can't help you anymore.

1841
01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:16,922
[muffled] Shazam!

1842
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:22,678
- [Mary] Hey!
- [cocks gun]

1843
01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:42,573
[snarling]

1844
01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:43,866
[gasps]

1845
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:50,664
Shazam!

1846
01:43:02,886 --> 01:43:04,178
[Shazam panting]

1847
01:43:13,063 --> 01:43:15,022
- [children whimpering]
- [Seven Deadly Sins snarling]

1848
01:43:15,231 --> 01:43:16,940
[Dr. Sivana] Nice trick.

1849
01:43:17,025 --> 01:43:18,025
Catchy.

1850
01:43:18,610 --> 01:43:20,486
One simple word.

1851
01:43:20,570 --> 01:43:22,237
I have a better trick.

1852
01:43:23,198 --> 01:43:24,490
Four words.

1853
01:43:24,616 --> 01:43:25,699
[snarling]

1854
01:43:25,784 --> 01:43:26,950
Kill the little girl.

1855
01:43:27,035 --> 01:43:29,661
- [all] Darla, no!
- [Mary] Take me instead!

1856
01:43:31,623 --> 01:43:32,998
- [snarling]
- [Darla whimpering]

1857
01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:35,000
Stop!

1858
01:43:36,628 --> 01:43:37,586
[Darla grunts]

1859
01:43:44,177 --> 01:43:45,260
[children groaning]

1860
01:43:50,517 --> 01:43:53,268
[Freddy] Billy, there's one more
demon guy in his eye!

1861
01:43:53,353 --> 01:43:55,354
You gotta just rip it out
of his face hole! [grunting]

1862
01:43:55,438 --> 01:43:56,480
It's where he gets his power.

1863
01:43:58,983 --> 01:43:59,817
[Mary grunts]

1864
01:44:01,111 --> 01:44:02,319
Reach for it.

1865
01:44:04,030 --> 01:44:04,863
I dare you.

1866
01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:15,416
Wise decision.

1867
01:44:17,752 --> 01:44:19,128
Hands on the staff.

1868
01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:22,172
[grunts] Billy, don't do this. Billy!

1869
01:44:22,257 --> 01:44:23,841
- [Mary] Billy.
- [Eugene] Don't do it, Billy!

1870
01:44:23,925 --> 01:44:24,883
[Freddy] Don't!

1871
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,906
<i>[wizard] Say my name so my power
may flow through you.</i>

1872
01:44:47,991 --> 01:44:51,118
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.

1873
01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:55,038
And in so doing, choose you as champion.

1874
01:44:55,707 --> 01:44:59,251
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.

1875
01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:02,129
The thrones
of our brothers and sisters await.

1876
01:45:08,094 --> 01:45:09,303
[both grunt]

1877
01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:11,597
All hands on deck.

1878
01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:18,437
Say my name.

1879
01:45:19,814 --> 01:45:21,190
[all] Billy!

1880
01:45:21,274 --> 01:45:22,274
No, not my name.

1881
01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:23,901
Say the name that I say
to turn into this guy.

1882
01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:26,278
[all] Shazam!

1883
01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:39,625
[gasps]

1884
01:45:55,350 --> 01:45:56,266
[Super Hero Darla laughing]

1885
01:45:57,936 --> 01:45:59,394
[chuckles]

1886
01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:02,105
[gasps]

1887
01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:06,109
Guys.

1888
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,071
What's happening?

1889
01:46:13,618 --> 01:46:14,701
I can fly!

1890
01:46:15,119 --> 01:46:16,245
[Super Hero Freddy laughing]

1891
01:46:19,832 --> 01:46:21,208
Guys.

1892
01:46:21,292 --> 01:46:23,335
- Check out these guns.
- [gasps]

1893
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:27,297
No. It's not possible.

1894
01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:32,261
[sighs] Gee-whiz, mister.
Sorry I took your cane.

1895
01:46:32,345 --> 01:46:33,512
Do you want it back?

1896
01:46:36,182 --> 01:46:37,641
[Super Hero Darla]
Guys, I don't believe in violence,

1897
01:46:38,226 --> 01:46:41,520
but I think we should kick
this guy's butt, like, really hard.

1898
01:46:46,276 --> 01:46:47,568
Whoa!

1899
01:46:49,654 --> 01:46:50,779
[panting]

1900
01:46:53,199 --> 01:46:54,491
Guys, I think I can move really...

1901
01:46:55,535 --> 01:46:56,451
fast.

1902
01:46:57,245 --> 01:46:59,246
Hyper-speed! Check!

1903
01:47:06,588 --> 01:47:08,130
[Seven Deadly Sins snarling]

1904
01:47:08,339 --> 01:47:10,799
Billy! The eye!

1905
01:47:13,928 --> 01:47:15,512
[Shazam grunts]

1906
01:47:18,683 --> 01:47:19,600
Look out!

1907
01:47:19,726 --> 01:47:20,934
- [snarls]
- [Super Hero Eugene yelps]

1908
01:47:21,894 --> 01:47:22,728
Whoa!

1909
01:47:24,397 --> 01:47:26,690
What? [grunting]

1910
01:47:28,067 --> 01:47:28,942
- [Super Hero Mary] What!
- [Super Hero Freddy] Dude!

1911
01:47:29,027 --> 01:47:31,028
You almost exploded me.

1912
01:47:31,696 --> 01:47:33,238
- [snarling]
- [Super Hero Pedro grunting]

1913
01:47:39,746 --> 01:47:40,621
[roars]

1914
01:47:57,930 --> 01:47:58,805
[grunts]

1915
01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:05,103
[panicked screaming]

1916
01:48:08,066 --> 01:48:09,775
- [growling]
- [Super Hero Mary grunting]

1917
01:48:12,904 --> 01:48:14,279
[Super Hero Mary straining]

1918
01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:18,950
Dude, I've studied
the fighting techniques

1919
01:48:19,035 --> 01:48:20,494
of every single superhero.

1920
01:48:21,788 --> 01:48:23,538
What do you got?

1921
01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:24,873
[roars]

1922
01:48:26,918 --> 01:48:28,418
Well, that's terrifying.

1923
01:48:28,836 --> 01:48:29,836
[growls]

1924
01:48:32,507 --> 01:48:33,757
[Super Hero Freddy yelping]

1925
01:49:02,370 --> 01:49:04,371
Enough games, boy.

1926
01:49:05,415 --> 01:49:06,873
You think a pack of children can...

1927
01:49:08,710 --> 01:49:10,043
[Dr. Sivana speaking faintly
in the distance]

1928
01:49:10,294 --> 01:49:11,378
Wait, what?

1929
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:13,755
[Dr. Sivana] You will beg for mercy

1930
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,799
as I feast on your heart...

1931
01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:17,426
slow.

1932
01:49:18,094 --> 01:49:19,136
[Dr. Sivana continues speaking faintly]

1933
01:49:19,345 --> 01:49:22,931
Are you making some big evil guy speech
right now or something?

1934
01:49:23,015 --> 01:49:26,560
You're, like, a mile away from me
right now. There's cars and trucks.

1935
01:49:26,644 --> 01:49:29,604
I will have the world
eating out of the palm of my hand...

1936
01:49:29,689 --> 01:49:32,149
All I see is mouth moving.
I don't hear any...

1937
01:49:32,233 --> 01:49:35,736
Only I have the power to unleash...

1938
01:49:37,655 --> 01:49:38,947
Ah, whatever. Screw it.

1939
01:49:40,616 --> 01:49:42,367
[mimics fighting]

1940
01:49:47,498 --> 01:49:48,498
[boy gasps]

1941
01:49:56,132 --> 01:49:57,048
[gasps]

1942
01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:58,216
[whooping]

1943
01:50:03,014 --> 01:50:03,889
[growling]

1944
01:50:04,056 --> 01:50:05,015
[people screaming]

1945
01:50:09,896 --> 01:50:11,229
Oh, my gosh. Those people!

1946
01:50:13,191 --> 01:50:14,274
[girl screaming]

1947
01:50:19,322 --> 01:50:20,447
Hi!

1948
01:50:20,531 --> 01:50:21,907
Wow. I caught you.

1949
01:50:22,074 --> 01:50:23,408
[metal clanging]

1950
01:50:29,207 --> 01:50:30,415
[straining]

1951
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,962
I got it. I got it.

1952
01:50:36,839 --> 01:50:38,298
[metal clanging]

1953
01:50:42,178 --> 01:50:43,929
Oh, my God. I do got it.

1954
01:50:45,681 --> 01:50:47,265
- [growling]
- [both screaming]

1955
01:51:00,279 --> 01:51:01,363
You're not gonna believe this,

1956
01:51:01,447 --> 01:51:03,365
but you're actually the first villain
I've ever fought.

1957
01:51:03,449 --> 01:51:05,075
It's kind of a huge deal for me.

1958
01:51:05,243 --> 01:51:06,243
[snarls]

1959
01:51:06,744 --> 01:51:08,078
[grunts]

1960
01:51:13,835 --> 01:51:14,751
[choking]

1961
01:51:16,003 --> 01:51:17,254
[Shazam screaming]

1962
01:51:19,465 --> 01:51:22,008
- [Christmas music playing]
- Somebody help!

1963
01:51:22,093 --> 01:51:23,385
[screaming]

1964
01:51:24,846 --> 01:51:26,012
[snarls]

1965
01:51:30,768 --> 01:51:31,977
[shouts indistinctly]

1966
01:51:36,107 --> 01:51:39,025
- [both panting]
- Hi. Wow. It's really you.

1967
01:51:40,069 --> 01:51:42,863
My name is Darla,
and I've been really good.

1968
01:51:42,947 --> 01:51:43,822
What?

1969
01:51:45,283 --> 01:51:46,283
[roaring]

1970
01:51:47,994 --> 01:51:49,160
Oh, crap.

1971
01:51:50,663 --> 01:51:51,538
No, no, no.

1972
01:51:51,622 --> 01:51:52,622
No, no. No!

1973
01:51:53,749 --> 01:51:54,875
[groans]

1974
01:51:58,504 --> 01:51:59,421
[growls]

1975
01:52:08,222 --> 01:52:09,681
[people screaming]

1976
01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:12,225
[both] No! No, no.

1977
01:52:12,393 --> 01:52:13,643
[Brett and Burke screaming]

1978
01:52:20,443 --> 01:52:21,484
[Burke] Oh, my God!

1979
01:52:21,569 --> 01:52:23,236
[Brett] Is he giving us
suitcase wedgies?

1980
01:52:25,948 --> 01:52:27,282
[both grunting]

1981
01:52:39,337 --> 01:52:40,921
[Shazam screaming]

1982
01:52:42,506 --> 01:52:43,381
[groans]

1983
01:52:47,845 --> 01:52:49,012
[groaning]

1984
01:52:57,730 --> 01:52:59,356
[sirens wailing in distance]

1985
01:53:00,399 --> 01:53:02,275
So this is, like,
the Seven Deadly Sins, right?

1986
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:05,946
I mean, I've never been great at math,

1987
01:53:06,030 --> 01:53:08,823
but, uh, the big, angry one,
that's Wrath, yeah?

1988
01:53:08,908 --> 01:53:10,909
And then Gluttony, obvi.

1989
01:53:11,786 --> 01:53:15,246
Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust,

1990
01:53:15,331 --> 01:53:18,959
who I thought was gonna be
way hotter, if I'm being honest.

1991
01:53:19,627 --> 01:53:22,712
But that's only six.
Where's lucky number seven?

1992
01:53:22,797 --> 01:53:25,006
Where's little man? Where's Envy?

1993
01:53:25,091 --> 01:53:27,759
Is he just scared of me and my family
because we're so awesome?

1994
01:53:27,843 --> 01:53:28,677
Because I get that.

1995
01:53:29,428 --> 01:53:31,596
Like, the other sins,
they get to come out and fight

1996
01:53:31,681 --> 01:53:33,556
because they're big
and strong and scary.

1997
01:53:33,641 --> 01:53:34,724
But Envy...

1998
01:53:36,102 --> 01:53:37,560
he's just the runt.

1999
01:53:39,689 --> 01:53:40,647
[Envy growls]

2000
01:53:50,199 --> 01:53:53,243
And that's why all the other sins
never invite him out to play, man.

2001
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,120
Because they all know who'd win.

2002
01:53:56,038 --> 01:54:01,334
And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.

2003
01:54:03,587 --> 01:54:05,005
[growling]

2004
01:54:06,298 --> 01:54:07,424
[Dr. Sivana screaming]

2005
01:54:13,723 --> 01:54:15,598
[grunting]

2006
01:54:19,729 --> 01:54:20,729
[snarls]

2007
01:54:20,980 --> 01:54:22,605
[Shazam grunting]

2008
01:54:27,570 --> 01:54:29,154
- Gotcha.
- [snarling]

2009
01:54:29,238 --> 01:54:31,281
Shazam!

2010
01:54:31,699 --> 01:54:32,532
[Shazam grunts]

2011
01:54:33,951 --> 01:54:35,368
[screaming]

2012
01:54:35,703 --> 01:54:36,870
[panting]

2013
01:54:37,705 --> 01:54:39,080
Shazam!

2014
01:54:40,082 --> 01:54:41,458
[continues screaming]

2015
01:54:45,129 --> 01:54:46,421
[Dr. Sivana groaning]

2016
01:54:49,508 --> 01:54:51,259
Ready to go round up your buddies?

2017
01:54:58,726 --> 01:54:59,642
[snarls]

2018
01:55:03,355 --> 01:55:04,522
[roars]

2019
01:55:10,905 --> 01:55:12,572
- [Shazam grunts]
- [groans]

2020
01:55:14,909 --> 01:55:16,618
[Shazam grunting]

2021
01:55:20,581 --> 01:55:23,917
[breathing heavily] No. No!

2022
01:55:28,464 --> 01:55:29,672
[Super Hero Darla grunting]

2023
01:55:33,594 --> 01:55:34,636
[Super Hero Mary sighs]

2024
01:55:35,429 --> 01:55:37,514
[both grunting]

2025
01:55:42,228 --> 01:55:43,520
[snarling]

2026
01:55:47,650 --> 01:55:48,525
[Shazam straining]

2027
01:55:51,112 --> 01:55:51,986
[grunts]

2028
01:55:53,614 --> 01:55:55,990
- Here's the thing about power.
- [Dr. Sivana groaning]

2029
01:55:56,117 --> 01:55:59,828
What good's power,
if you got nobody to share it with?

2030
01:56:01,455 --> 01:56:03,206
- [Super Hero Mary] Nice.
- [Shazam] Ta-da!

2031
01:56:03,290 --> 01:56:04,207
That's disgusting.

2032
01:56:04,291 --> 01:56:05,125
[in a deep voice] Fatality.

2033
01:56:05,292 --> 01:56:06,751
[all laughing]

2034
01:56:07,002 --> 01:56:08,044
[in normal voice] I got the voice.

2035
01:56:08,671 --> 01:56:09,629
[laughs]

2036
01:56:11,799 --> 01:56:12,632
What's that?

2037
01:56:12,842 --> 01:56:14,259
[voices whispering]

2038
01:56:18,514 --> 01:56:20,682
I can have anything I've ever wanted?

2039
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:25,687
- Billy.
- [all protesting]

2040
01:56:25,813 --> 01:56:26,980
[both] No, no, no!

2041
01:56:27,064 --> 01:56:28,523
- [Super Hero Darla] Stop it!
- [Super Hero Pedro] Don't look at that!

2042
01:56:28,607 --> 01:56:29,858
[all] Billy, don't do it!

2043
01:56:30,609 --> 01:56:32,026
Ah! [laughing]

2044
01:56:32,653 --> 01:56:34,821
- You should hear yourselves!
- Not funny.

2045
01:56:34,905 --> 01:56:36,948
You think I'm gonna put
a demon ball in my head?

2046
01:56:37,032 --> 01:56:37,949
That's disgusting.

2047
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,410
That's funny. That's pretty funny.
You got me going.

2048
01:56:40,494 --> 01:56:41,995
- You got me going.
- Uh... Guys.

2049
01:56:42,329 --> 01:56:44,038
- [people chattering]
- [Shazam laughing]

2050
01:56:45,249 --> 01:56:46,082
What?

2051
01:56:46,542 --> 01:56:47,917
[people applauding]

2052
01:56:48,127 --> 01:56:49,586
Oh. Hey.

2053
01:56:50,171 --> 01:56:52,547
[Super Hero Darla] Oh, wow. [chuckles]

2054
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:54,215
[Super Hero Darla and Shazam exclaim]

2055
01:56:54,884 --> 01:56:56,426
[crowd cheering]

2056
01:56:57,386 --> 01:56:58,845
- [people applauding]
- [laughing]

2057
01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:01,431
All right, we did it!

2058
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:05,518
Hey, all right, yeah! We did it!

2059
01:57:06,729 --> 01:57:08,938
We did it! [laughs]

2060
01:57:09,356 --> 01:57:12,275
Hey, you guys are all safe.
There's no more danger anymore.

2061
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,694
- We're fine. It's okay.
- All right, all right, all right.

2062
01:57:14,778 --> 01:57:15,820
[Super Hero Pedro] We're good.

2063
01:57:16,197 --> 01:57:18,406
- [cheering continues]
- [whooping]

2064
01:57:26,207 --> 01:57:27,874
[Shazam] You sure this is gonna work?

2065
01:57:29,627 --> 01:57:30,668
[Super Hero Freddy] Told ya.

2066
01:57:31,212 --> 01:57:32,420
[Super Hero Mary] Whoa!

2067
01:57:34,215 --> 01:57:35,173
[Super Hero Freddy] Whoa!

2068
01:57:44,308 --> 01:57:45,475
[laughter]

2069
01:57:50,022 --> 01:57:51,481
You guys know what this place is, right?

2070
01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:54,692
A dark, haunted cave with demon statues.

2071
01:57:54,777 --> 01:57:57,445
Well, yes, but also...

2072
01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:03,326
[gasps] Lair! We got a lair!

2073
01:58:03,410 --> 01:58:04,535
- [softly] Lair.
- Yeah.

2074
01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:05,662
- [Shazam laughing]
- No, you right.

2075
01:58:05,746 --> 01:58:07,288
- [Super Hero Mary laughs]
- We got a lair.

2076
01:58:09,291 --> 01:58:10,541
What's a lair?

2077
01:58:11,460 --> 01:58:13,211
<i>And thanks to six superheroes,</i>

2078
01:58:13,295 --> 01:58:17,382
<i>citizens are back in their homes,
safe again with their families.</i>

2079
01:58:17,466 --> 01:58:19,926
<i>And here with an eyewitness account
of the events...</i>

2080
01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:22,262
It was [bleep] crazy, man!

2081
01:58:22,346 --> 01:58:24,264
Creatures from [bleep] hell!

2082
01:58:24,348 --> 01:58:26,933
<i>Lightning coming out
of everyone's [bleep] everything!</i>

2083
01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,769
And that is not [bleep] cool, man!

2084
01:58:29,853 --> 01:58:31,896
[Freddy] So, first day as a superhero.

2085
01:58:31,981 --> 01:58:35,108
[Eugene] Automatic top spot
for best ever.

2086
01:58:35,192 --> 01:58:37,026
The man shattered
the glass noodle ceiling.

2087
01:58:37,111 --> 01:58:38,861
- No. That's racist.
- [Eugene] Not if I say it.

2088
01:58:38,946 --> 01:58:39,946
Guys.

2089
01:58:41,073 --> 01:58:42,448
- All hands on deck.
- [Eugene] Oh!

2090
01:58:42,658 --> 01:58:43,700
[laughing]

2091
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,995
[Rosa] Wait, wait, wait. [laughs]

2092
01:58:47,079 --> 01:58:48,121
Wait.

2093
01:58:48,205 --> 01:58:49,789
Thank you for this food.

2094
01:58:49,873 --> 01:58:51,916
Thank you for this day.

2095
01:58:52,001 --> 01:58:53,042
Thank you for this family.

2096
01:58:54,128 --> 01:58:56,212
I thought maybe this time I'd stay.

2097
01:58:56,380 --> 01:58:57,547
[Victor chuckles]

2098
01:58:57,631 --> 01:59:00,383
I mean, after all,

2099
01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,342
I'm home.

2100
01:59:05,597 --> 01:59:06,806
[chuckles]

2101
01:59:07,850 --> 01:59:09,183
[indistinct chatter]

2102
01:59:13,147 --> 01:59:14,063
[laughter]

2103
01:59:17,026 --> 01:59:18,318
[students chattering]

2104
01:59:33,459 --> 01:59:35,209
[girl] He better not sit at our table.

2105
01:59:38,547 --> 01:59:39,672
Nope!

2106
01:59:42,176 --> 01:59:43,092
Okay.

2107
01:59:46,764 --> 01:59:48,222
What are you doing?

2108
01:59:48,307 --> 01:59:50,350
Waiting for your imaginary BFF
to show up?

2109
01:59:50,434 --> 01:59:51,601
[Burke] Yeah.

2110
01:59:51,769 --> 01:59:53,102
[grunts]

2111
02:00:00,277 --> 02:00:01,194
What are you guys doing here?

2112
02:00:01,779 --> 02:00:03,196
Well, we're having lunch with you.

2113
02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:04,822
But you guys have
different lunch periods.

2114
02:00:05,407 --> 02:00:06,908
Well, we made
a very special arrangement.

2115
02:00:08,744 --> 02:00:11,287
- Darla, what's going on?
- [mouth full] Why are you asking me?

2116
02:00:11,997 --> 02:00:12,997
Freddy Freeman.

2117
02:00:13,207 --> 02:00:14,082
[students gasp]

2118
02:00:15,459 --> 02:00:20,755
This guy taught me everything I know
about being a dope superhero.

2119
02:00:20,839 --> 02:00:23,132
True story. You should get
some pointers from him.

2120
02:00:23,217 --> 02:00:27,720
What's going on,
my best bud in the whole world?

2121
02:00:27,805 --> 02:00:32,100
And also new kids that I'm meeting
for the first time but seem very cool?

2122
02:00:32,434 --> 02:00:33,393
Uh... [chuckles]

2123
02:00:33,477 --> 02:00:36,270
I invited another friend.
I hope that's okay.

2124
02:00:38,607 --> 02:00:39,857
[students gasping]

2125
02:00:43,153 --> 02:00:44,195
[gasps loudly]

2126
02:03:31,238 --> 02:03:32,905
[Dr. Sivana grunting]

2127
02:03:32,990 --> 02:03:37,243
Sun of Ra.

2128
02:03:38,495 --> 02:03:45,084
Ouroboros.

2129
02:03:45,335 --> 02:03:46,836
[breathing heavily]

2130
02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:50,464
Solomon's...

2131
02:03:50,549 --> 02:03:52,842
Knot.

2132
02:03:59,641 --> 02:04:01,809
- [pencil breaks]
- [groans]

2133
02:04:02,227 --> 02:04:03,936
[screaming]

2134
02:04:04,021 --> 02:04:07,523
No! No!

2135
02:04:07,816 --> 02:04:09,525
[panting]

2136
02:04:11,403 --> 02:04:13,195
[voice laughing]

2137
02:04:13,905 --> 02:04:16,782
[voice on speaker] Primitive symbols.

2138
02:04:16,867 --> 02:04:21,579
<i>You walking, talking monkeys
with your cave drawings.</i>

2139
02:04:22,331 --> 02:04:26,417
<i>You assume there's only one way
to gain magic.</i>

2140
02:04:26,501 --> 02:04:28,294
<i>No, no, no.</i>

2141
02:04:29,546 --> 02:04:32,423
<i>There are more ways
than a mind can imagine.</i>

2142
02:04:33,550 --> 02:04:35,426
What in God's name?

2143
02:04:35,510 --> 02:04:39,972
<i>I name the gods, Doctor.
Not the other way around.</i>

2144
02:04:40,057 --> 02:04:43,267
<i>Oh, what fun
we're going to have together.</i>

2145
02:04:43,352 --> 02:04:47,313
<i>The Seven Realms are about to be ours.</i>

2146
02:04:47,606 --> 02:04:48,981
[laughing]

2147
02:11:10,572 --> 02:11:11,822
[shushing]

2148
02:11:13,742 --> 02:11:16,035
Don't beat yourself up, buddy.
You're gonna find someone.

2149
02:11:16,870 --> 02:11:18,620
[laughs] Yeah, I'm sure.

2150
02:11:18,705 --> 02:11:20,998
Because there's plenty of fish
in the sea.

2151
02:11:21,207 --> 02:11:22,499
[laughs]

2152
02:11:22,709 --> 02:11:24,209
Of course it's not real.
I can't talk to fish.

2153
02:11:24,627 --> 02:11:27,254
Even if I could, I mean, honestly,
what could we do with that that's cool?

2154
02:11:27,338 --> 02:11:31,592
[scoffs] I don't know, maybe command
an army of billions in the ocean.

2155
02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,845
Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.